According to reports, a divine light immediately illuminated from Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi's head at the students' conference after he started giving his opinion on net neutrality. Although, India Satire correspondent was not present at the event, sources said that a circular godly light started widening behind Rahul Gandhi's head and illuminated entire conference with shining white rays. The light said that Rahul has become an immortal soul and achieved God like position.
"As he opened his mouth saying net neutrality, a light just like any other Cisca LED bulbs lighting started behind his head. We saw such light in the books of Chandamama, reflecting the godliness of God or precious souls," said Chandresh Pushkar, who was present in the conference.
Pushkar continued "Thereafter, we couldn't understand a single thing what he wanted to say or what he was talking about. The light from his head itself told us that ignore all things whatever he was talking about as we are very ordinary spirits know ordinary planetary things and have little knowledge about universe."
According to Congress Party sources, it is a very normal for Rahul when he talks about something intelligent while world couldn't understand. On the other hand, BJP told India Satire correspondent that the button of an LED bulb was in Rahul's hand.
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