Thursday 18 February 2016

Pakistan sets up an enquiry commission to know who the hell in this world could support it


After a non stop support from various universities of India, where few students ranting 'Pakistan Zindabad' chants, positively surprised Pakistani administration decided to check what conspiracy is behind it.

"We are fucked all over the world. We are all abused and insulted all over the world including by Somalia, Congo and even worms in the gutter. However, we are surprised that few students in India support us and our activities in the neighbor country," said Pakistan´s High Commissioner to India Abdul Basit "I haven't ever heard anybody gave any respect to me or our army chief or even our Prime Minister. Even last month when Janaab Nawaz Sharif was in US, Obama asked him to clean the floor which was dirty since he visited last year. In this scenario, if somebody is chanting our name with so much solidarity, support and love then we have to understand what is all behind it?"

Abdul Basit told India Satire correspondent that Pakistan's PM himself would go deep into enquiry and if finds nothing then would ask Indian government to provide Pakistan's study material and their level of intelligence to these supportive students of these supportive universities.

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