Shoe thrown at Arvind Kejriwal; shoe companies fight claiming it was their brand

A fight among the large shoe companies to take credit has emerged after a guy of Aam Aadmi Sena hurled a shoe at Aam Aadmi Party Chief and Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

"We designed that shoe," said Director of Bata India "Our shoe is designed to work well in such attacks. It creates high decibels of noise after it hits on the target so that people know it has touched the target. Our sources at the event confirmed that after the shoe touched its target it created a strong noise."

According to the management of Mirza International, another leading shoe company, the shoe carries a tag of Red Tape.

"We zoomed out that shoe and found it was perfectly our shoe. We have designed that model which fits into attacker's legs and on the face of the target. These models are developed in such a way that people could see them through their naked eyes," Mirza's official confirmed.

These shoe companies plan to go to court to get the legal stamp on their claim for 'that' particular shoe.

"I don't know which shoes brand that funny guy; Ved Prakash wore in another leg. But I am damn sure that whatever shoe he threw was Bata's," said Bata India's Director.

Few other shoe companies, which include Liberty and Relaxo Footwear took different view. Director of Liberty Shoes told India Satire correspondent that the shoe didn't belong to Liberty, as it couldn't hit the target perfectly while director of Relaxo said that the company didn't manufacture leather shoes and if Ved Prakash would have used sports shoes his target could have been perfectly accomplished.

PM Narendra Modi requests 4G girl to promote Swachch Bharat Abhiyaan

​After a flourishing success of 4G network in India, Bharti Airtel's 4G girl has received a second assignment and that too from India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi. PM Modi confirmed in his official interview with India Satire correspondent at Brussels and before leaving to Washington that he saw 4G girl's recent advertisements and astonished to see uninterrupted 4G networks on mountains, air and under water.

"It was all 4G girl's relentless work on spreading the network awareness across India. You may not get Airtel's 2G or 3G network at your home even if you live in Mumbai or Delhi but your phone will definitely receive 4G network in Ladakh or Igatpuri. She has also lifted my dream of digital India to next level. Today even a person doing potty in open air feels pride of having 4G mobile phone. This is India growth story and this is the success of my digital India campaign as well as that 4G girl. However, we also need to think about that person who is doing potty in open air or spitting on the railway platform and everywhere in India except in his own house or hurting India's image throwing garbage anywhere. Despite all my efforts this man is not stopping and therefore I decided to appoint 4G girl to educate him about cleanliness. She will go to every Indian who is doing potty/urination in open air toilets and bathrooms or spitting on every public place and throwing garbage all over and will tell him to stop."

An official from PMO confirmed that the notification appointing the 4G girl for the post has been released in the morning. When India Satire correspondent contacted 4G girl, Sasha Chettri asking about PM's request for her to join Clean India Movement, she said "Whatever!"

State Government's Rule vs President's Rule

The India Satire brings you a detailed comparison between State Government's Rule and President's Rule.

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Everything you should know about Uttarakhand crisis and President’s Rule

​Following is the guide which gives a detailed glimpse of Uttarakhand crisis and President's rule imposed by Central Government.

What was the issue all about?

·         9 Congress Party MLAs of Uttarkhand wanted to go on sabbatical to show their wives a new world, which ex-Chief Minister didn't grant. Giving the reason that his intolerable hair oil constantly freeze their noses, they removed the support of the government.

·         When asked about giving them sabbatical, Harish Rawat said "What the f*ck?" Giving f*ck to these rebel Congress and hungry deprived BJP MLAs for Uttarkhand chair, the speaker said "Appropriation Bill is passed," opening a new chance for self f*cking.

·         These MLAs (including BJPs) moved to Governor KK Paul for some chit chat and checking whether sending Harish Rawat on sabbatical was possible. "Marie biskut was extremely soggy and fell into my cup of tea;" said one of the BJP MLAs who was present at the meeting "Blame it on Harish bhai."

·         Paul scratched his head and thought something and muttered "Hmmmm... This Harish guy is too oversmart, that day his wife was outshining mine and he was laughing. I will show him his place." and asked the government to prove his majority before the yearend holiday.

·         His Personal Assistant complained "Paul saab isn't giving me compensatory off although I had overtime that day before typing that letter in the blood of the democracies' body."

·         Prime Minister Narendra Modi called urgent meeting of cabinet to discuss the issue and take steps. He presented facts in front of Rahul, Sonia Gandhi and asked their support. "Mummy I don't like Harish uncle's hair oil. It is way too stingy," Rahul opens up first time in the closed door meeting and asked Sonia Gandhi to take steps. "Don't worry Raul Baba! Randip (not Hooda, its Surjewala) issue the statement that its murder of democracy. Modiji, go ahead and let Rawatji sit in his home having a serious make over from his wife."

·         Today, Harish Rawat found carrying handbag carrying a small chit of paper which has given by his wife, Renuka Rawat. Message on the paper was "Bring 1 litre milk, 1/2kilo baingan, 1/2kilo gobi (saaf ki huyi), 1kilo tamaatar aur 2 kilo aaloo. Put the money unspent in my purse."

So what is President's rule?

President's rule is imposed by Central Government if State Government does anything unconstitutional. So what is unconstitutional? Any act which is not having been mentioned in 395 articles, 12 schedules, 25 parts and 117,369 English words of Constitution of India is unconstitutional. So any government that darns these 117,369 English words could be ousted by Central Government and brings a peaceful President's rule.

What happens under President's rule?

Nothing specific. Ousted party calls it murder of democracy. You may get some free sops and enjoyable luxurious things from central government apart from daily media coverage.

How's life under President's rule?

Great! You feel like you are in USA. You don't need to work. You get salaries at home. You can buy anything at free of cost. Beautiful girls come to you and propose you. Lovely corruption free life. If you are thinking all these then forget, nothing changes under President's rule. Only change is the name in Government's schemes.

Rahul Gandhi sits on a Bournvita strike till his wax statue installed at Madame Tussauds

Following the news that after PM Narendra Modi, Aam Aadmi Party national convener and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal is set to see himself in wax at the iconic museum, Madame Tussauds, Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi demanded his mother to ask those museum guys to build his statue as well. The Gandhi scion threatened Congress Party President Sonia Gandhi that he would not drink Bournvita and eat pasta in nasta till he sees the wax replica of him the light of the day.

According to a source who was present in 10 Janpath reported India Satire. The source was cleaning tiles while Rahul came to Sonia Gandhi and asked her to take steps to make his wax statue.

"Mummy mummy, I will not drink Bournvita," said Rahul Gandhi looking at a glass of hot chocolate in the hand of Congress Party General Secretary Digvijay Singh, as reported by the source "No Diggy Chacha! Now even Kejru's statue will be in Madame Tussauds, ab kya Ashutosh ka statue lagne ka wait karu?Mummy mummy kuch karo na mera bhi statue lagwao na."

The source confirmed that Sonia Gandhi made every effort to console Rahul Gandhi to drink that Bournvita and told him that installing that bloody wax statue is not in her hand.

"Raul Baba, please drink Bournvita, it's good for brain and body. It has Vitamin D and woh dudh ki shaaktee badhaata hai," said Sonia Gandhi "At least eat pasta."

When Rahul refused to eat Pasta, unwillingly she asked Digvijay Singh, "Diggyji, Queen Elizabeth ko phone lagaaiye."

Shashi Tharoor searches history books to find something similar between Shaheed Bhagat Singh and Kanhaiya Kumar

After punches from ruling party BJP and Twitteratis for his comparison between Shaheed Bhagat Singh and JNU great Kanhaiya Kumar, Shashi Tharoor hurriedly went through all the historical books including 'Discovery of India' to prove his point, said sources of his office.

"Since Shashi saab came from that interview, he is going through many books in the library maintained at home," said Ram Lakhan who keeps Shashi Tharoor's floor clean and library up to date "I never found him searching something so desperately even to prove his innocence after death of Sunanda Memsaab."

Scathing criticism came to Shashi Tharoor's way after he said that both Bhagat Singh and Kanhaiya Kumar looks similar without disclosing from which angle. Ram Lakhan confirmed that after that desperate statement Tharoor couldn't wait to come to some conclusion that at least one thing would be similar.

"He is trying to find that at least once in his life, Bhagat Singh might have done something natural in open just like Kanhaiyaji has done in front of a woman," said Ram Lakhan " just to prove his point. Else nothing is similar from any angle between these two."

P.S. : Shashi Tharoor comes to conclusion that new Shaheed Bhagat Singh, Arvind Kejriwal has 99% similarity with Kanhaiya Kumar. He also concluded that possibly Kejriwal might have once urinated in open. He came with a conciliatory statement "I wanted to say Kanhaiya Kumar is like modern day Bhagat Singh Mr. Arvind Kejriwal. Media misrepresented me. Bahut Krantikaari."

Kanhaiya Kumar and Ajit Pawar pledge to make India a better place

India's new found revolutionary and a new star Kanhaiya Kumar and Maharashtra's ex Deputy Chief Minister Ajit Pawar today met in Delhi to discuss how they could make India a better place to live. Charged up with different causes but similar problem solving process, both of them advocated clean India and draught-free India programs. 

"India needs more water, immense amount of water for cleanliness as well as free from drought. We both have shown the way to solve these scathing problems. The answer is in a storage bag of our tummy," said Kanhaiya Kumar attending the press conference with Ajit Pawar "The government should seriously consider a proposal of our urination program."

Kanhaiya Kumar launches a new slogan - Freedom to Pee everywhere

​After the letter from ex-student of JNU, Kanhaiya Kumar confirmed that he wants azaadi from urinal (freedom to pee) only in toilets. "I want to pee wherever I want," said Kanhaiya Kumar.

Afzal Guru hanging disappears from Kanhaiya Kumar's brain like gadhe ke sir pe se sing - Report

A media report suggests that Afzal Guru hanging has left India's newest hero Kanhaiya's head like gadhe ke sir pe se sing or Jan Lokpal from the brain of Arvind Kejriwal. The report points out an empirical evidence of donkey to both the cases, Arvind Kejriwal-Jan Lokpal and Kanhaiya Kumar-Afzal Guru.

"It happened way back 50000 years ago when one of the donkeys lost his horns (sing in English) for doing something. Similarly, the scathing topics such as Jan Lokpal and Afzal Guru disappeared from the heads of Arvind Kejriwal and Kanhaiya Kumar respectively for reasons known to them," said the report.

P.S.: GOVERNMENT HAS ALSO ADDED ITS OWN NAME BY LETTING VIJAY MALLYA GO OUT OF THE COUNTRY

Kanhaiya Kumar's stool analysis suggests removal of all anti national germs, now its just gas - Delhi Police

Reacting to Kanhaiya Kumar's high tempered speech, Delhi Police said that all the 100% of anti national germs from Kanhaiya's body have been removed and now whatever he is releasing from his mouth is just gas.

"We have done all kinds of stool analyses of Kanhaiya and it's now confirmed that all the leftists, maoists and anti national remaani kidas (germs) have been removed. He has gone through all kinds of cleansing treatment, by drooping, lying down, seating him down and standing up. After many efforts by our expert doctors, finally all the germs have been removed. However, still some gas remains and whatever he is talking JNU is just releasing his gas. Now he will never talk something anti national nor he will support any anti national and also will not arrange any rally that will put some anti national sloagans," said Delhi Police Commissioner Bhim Sain Bassi.

Bassi also confirmed that whatever he told in his speech was totally unrelated to his jail.

Loss of strength in the voice of freedom - Analysis of Kanhaiya's speech

·         I have many differences with the PM but I agree with his tweet Satyameva Jayate because these words are in our Constitution

·         We are not seeking 'azaadi'(freedom) from India. We want 'azaadi' within India

·         There is no animosity towards ABVP because we are democratic. We see them as our opposition

·         We truly believe in democracy and Constitution. We don't look at the ABVP as an enemy, we look at them like the Opposition

·         Let me just say it is not easy to get admission in JNU neither it is easy to silence those in JNU

·         This attack is to delegitimize the UGC protests, to prevent justice to Rohith Vemula (the dalit scholar in Hyderabad who committed suicide? – Few germs still remained in media's ass hole)

·         Is seeking freedom from thorny issues confronting India a crime?

"Now I feel very light as I released all the stuck up gases from my tummy," said Kanhaiya after finishing his speech.

Gravitational force between earth and sun is actually 'Arvind Kejriwal'

​As a new billion-dollar US observatory has detected a gravitational wave, the same team of scientists also discovered Arvind Kejriwal as gravitational force between the sun and the earth.

"We saw a person wearing formal shirt and trouser holding earth in his hands and remained link between the two," said James Jonathan, a scientist in the team "After a careful and rigorous search we found that this guy was actually chief minister of Delhi Mr. Arvind Kejriwal. He on one day (some says it as an odd day) holds sun and on another day (even day) holds earth and maintain gravity between the two. He also revolves with earth and with himself. Because of this guy, even gravitational powers of other planets and their moons are maintained. There are many Kejriwals revolving in the universe who actually work day and night, odd and even to hold this gravitational power in tact."

Rahul Gandhi's lost toy found in the cupboard of declassified files of Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose

​In a significant event, Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi's toy which was missing for over 35 years found on the cabinet of cupboard where files of Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose were kept. The officials who are on a 24x7 work of declassification of Netaji's files found the so-called toy which Rahul forgot in that cupboard while he was playing with Priyanka.

"Oh! Mummy my toy found inside the almira, whoopieee," said Rahul Gandhi, reacting to the development "I was searching for this favorite toy for so many years now I got it."

According to sources in the Congress Party, the toy was very close to Rahul's heart and since he lost it he stopped drinking Complan.

"Ohhh mama miya! Thank God you got that toy. Raul Baba made my life hell to found that toy. At least now he will start drinking Complan," said Congress Party President Sonia Gandhi.

Reacting to her statement, Rahul said "I am a Complan boy!"

Arvind Kejriwal auctions his sandals; buys 20 pair of shoes

Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal auctioned his epic sandals with pair of socks which he wore in front of French President Francois Hollande. A group of 500 Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) karyakartas bought the pair for Rs 1 lakh. "Everybody would get a chance to wear the sandal with socks for one day," said Ashutosh Khetan, the representative of group.

According to AAP sources, Kejriwal bought 20 pair of shoes from the auction money and to further improve India's image he would wear it as a garland.

Divine light illuminated after Rahul Gandhi gave his opinion on net neutrality - Reports

​According to reports, a divine light immediately illuminated from Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi's head at the students' conference after he started giving his opinion on net neutrality. Although, India Satire correspondent was not present at the event, sources said that a circular godly light started widening behind Rahul Gandhi's head and illuminated entire conference with shining white rays. The light said that Rahul has become an immortal soul and achieved God like position.

"As he opened his mouth saying net neutrality, a light just like any other Cisca LED bulbs lighting started behind his head. We saw such light in the books of Chandamama, reflecting the godliness of God or precious souls," said Chandresh Pushkar, who was present in the conference.

Pushkar continued "Thereafter, we couldn't understand a single thing what he wanted to say or what he was talking about. The light from his head itself told us that ignore all things whatever he was talking about as we are very ordinary spirits know ordinary planetary things and have little knowledge about universe."

According to Congress Party sources, it is a very normal for Rahul when he talks about something intelligent while world couldn't understand. On the other hand, BJP told India Satire correspondent that the button of an LED bulb was in Rahul's hand.

Arvind Kejriwal decides to use brain on odd days; rhetoric on even days

Architect of innovative mind, Aam Aadmi Party Chief and Chief Minister of Delhi Arvind Kejriwal finally decided to provide rest to his brain on even days while flow of allegation and rhetoric will not come on odd days. According to AAP sources, Kejriwal has taken this important step to reduce rising thought and noise pollution in Delhi.

"We received a lot of complaints from Delhi people who couldn't cope with the speed of Kejriwal's hyper active brain, which activates every next second. They feel that so much of thinking, ideas and innovations have actually polluted their own minds with jumble the thoughts," said AAP leader Ashish Khetan "Many Delhites told us that they are not yet matured enough to understand ideas that come in Kejriwal's brain. They also feel that they believe Kejriwal's allegations and rhetoric as much as they believe God's words. However, so many propaganda points are difficult for them to digest in one day and therefore they requested Arvind to do something."

Khetan told India Satire correspondent that immediately Arvind Kejriwal's brain started working and found out a new idea that he would allow his brain to think on odd days and create rhetoric on even days. However, this formula will not be applied on his radio and tv ads and they would run each and every minute to keep Delhites aware of his brain is continuously thinking something.

Arvind Kejriwal to use power of grayskulls

After getting slammed from 200 powerless bureaucrats for suspending 2 officials, Arvind Kejriwal has decided to use his secret power of broom. Arvind Kejriwal who is also known as Prince Adam on the planet of Eternia will hold his secret Broom of Power at the secluded place of Delhi and will transform into He-Man to vanish all the evils from the entire mankind, including PM Narendra Modi and FM Arun Jaitley. Earlier, he used this power in 2002 to tarnish universe's another evil creature "Skeletor".

"Arvind Kejriwal will hold the Broom of Power aloft and will proclaim "By the Power of Grayskull!" he is endowed with fabulous secret powers and will be transformed into Indian He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe," said Aam Aadmi Party leader Ashish Khetan.

​Together with his close allies, Ashutosh (who undergoes a similar transformation from being Arvind's intelligent pet person to extraordinary creature of the universe), Kumar Vishwas, and Manish Sisodia, Kejriwal will use his powers to defend Delhi from the evil forces of Narendra Modi.

"The Arvind Kejriwal tortured by the Modi by using his secret pawar. Now we all crechers of Eternia will come to the original being human form," said Ashutosh, Arvind's most trusted man in the universe.

Ashutosh confirmed India Satire correspondent that Doremon asked Arvind Kejriwal to transform in his original form.

Looking back at the biggest news stories of 2015

Reported by Alien4dec

India Satire special correspondent Alien4dec reports the important developments and events of 2015.

Let's glance at 2015 with humble eyes

Jan: Indrani voted as 'Personality of the Year'

Playboy, America's men lifestyle and entertainment magazine declared Indrani Mukerjea as the 'Personality of the Year'. Amongst many high profile contenders she grabbed the top spot defeating Dawood, Bollywood and Hollywood.

Feb: Bollywood legalises same-plant flower marriage

Bollywood becomes the first ever cinemas to legalize same plant flower marriages which are shown during love making scenes. LGBT community welcomed censor boards bold yet compassionate decision.

March:  Sunny Leone joins Bollywood, Porn banned in India

Taking preventive measures, government banned porn, since Sunny Leone applied for ration card in India along with permanent citizenship of bollywood.

April:  Humble 'Cow' declared India's national animal.

However, in an unexpected twist, the humble 'Cow' emerged as 'National animal of India". Post, save the Tiger campaign by India, now the number of Tigers have grown significantly and in order to avoid extinction of cow, immediate law was passed in both the houses of parliament basis the PIL filed by Maneka Gandhi, environmentalist and animal rights leader in India, to ban the slaughter of the cow and declare it as the national animal, which led to massive debates online and offline, spiraling into the 'beef controversy'.

May: Twitter "Most Eligible Bachelor" Polls

Salman Khan registered a massive mandate as "Most Eligible Bachelor" in Twitter polls, winning 67 of 70 votes defeating the congress party politician Rahul Gandhi.

June: Patanjali withdraws noodles from stores across India

After being banned in several states across the country, following an outbreak of accusations that its instant noodles packet contained no maida and therefore harmful for people with unhealthy diet and who want to improve their immunity,

"Patanjali Ayurveda ignored the improved immunity of people due to eating maida," said a spokesperson of rival brand. Patanjali decides to take noodles off shelves all over India.

A statement issued by Baba Ramdev said: "The trust of our consumers and the safety of our products is our first priority. Unfortunately, recent developments and unfounded concerns about the product have led to an environment of confusion for the consumer, to such an extent that we have decided to withdraw the product off the shelves, despite the product being safe."

July: Tamil Nadu floods

After watching, Sajid Khan's super flop Himmatwala in Chennai, Aamir Khan cried out so loud that entire city, experienced flood crisis as the actor could not stop crying and all the rivers and lakes overflowed, rail tracks and runways were flooded and roads collapsed. Many victims have suggested that Aamir Khan should leave India due to extreme intolerance amongst people for his torrential tears. The 50 years old actor said, "I am highly emotional person and could not stop my tears after watching Himmatwala and this movie should be banned permanently to avoid any further floods in India".

Aug: Free Petrol distribution by Arvind Kejriwal

On 1st Aug which is worldwide celebrated as Girlfriend's Day, CM of Delhi, Arvind Kejriwal declared a scheme of free distribution of 4 liters of petrol every year to each Delhiites having even number plates on their vehicles to mark the birth anniversary of King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia who had more than 25 wives.

Rahul Gandhi leader of singleton along with several Engineers marched India Gate to protest this decision, obviously we all know the reason, and neither he nor engineers have any girlfriend.

Sept: Govinda named "TIME Person of the Year 2015"

The most influential magazine named film actor Govinda as the "Time person of the Year", who has been known for consistently coming late to film shoots for more than two decade.

Oct: Best Actor Academy Awards

The Academy Awards, commonly referred to as the "Oscars" is an annual American awards ceremony honoring cinematic achievements in the film industry. Surprisingly, this year Italian-born Indian politician Sonia Gandhi received this honourable award for her outstanding contribution as an actress in leading role in Indian politics.

Nov: Google CEO Sundar Pichai to join Indian Cricket Team

While speaking to India Satire correspondent, CEO of Google, Sundar Pichai, said that in his childhood he always wanted to be a cricketer and after watching legend Sachin Tendulkar play for India, he was determined to lead the Indian cricket team. So, finally on children's day, he quit Google to join the Indian Cricket Team and represent as the Captain of the team.

Dec: Earth to end on 31st Dec 2015

Last Christmas, yes the world shall celebrate their last Christmas in 2015 since, NASA in a breaking news declared that world will come to end on 31st Dec 2015. So, all the citizens across the world are enjoying and partying like never before, since all school, colleges and offices are closed permanently.

(Reported by our special correspondent Alien4dec. You can follow her on Twitter and LinkedIn)

Sonia Gandhi lays new foundation stone of Congress Party at new location on old foundation day

Congress Party President Sonia Gandhi layed a new foundation stone of Congress Party at a new location on its 131st foundation day when the first time somebody layed it somewhere. The party president told Congress party leaders that this time the foundation stone would built new story and it would remain durable for next 131 years.

"Last time I changed foundation stone in 2009 and still couldn't locate where it was now. This time you guys will remember where the new foundation stone is located. I can't everytime dig and put that heavy thing into that dirty pit hole. Also this time you guys take oath that you will start thinking logically and wouldn't stay irrational like you were since 131 years. For that you will be more honest and loyal to me," said Sonia addressing Congress party leaders.

Finally, she put red tika on Rahul's forehead and told him "Vijayi Bhava!"

Ministry of Tourism launches 'Congress Darshan' campaign under Incredible India

Ministry of Tourism (India) added a new chapter to its initiative to make India as a dream destination for foreign tourists. The ministry launched 'Congress Darshan' campaign under its well touted Incredible India brand.

"Congress Headquarter is identified as an Eighth wonder of the world and heritage site," said Tourism Minister Dr. Mahesh Sharma "It is a funniest site in the world to watch out for."

According to ministry sources, articles in Congress mouthpiece slamming Jawaharlal Nehru and Sonia Gandhi's father, with a senior leader attracted many eyeballs in the world. Sources also confirmed that many people in the world want to see such a real funny circus in India.

"They want to see Pappu (Rahul Gandhi), they want to see Soniaji and their main attraction is Sanjay Nirupam saab," confirmed Dr. Sharma "It will be a tour for people who want to see funny things and laugh out loud."

Arun Jaitley's wife disapproves his telephone bill; sends it to select panel

In a second consecutive shock to India's finance minister Arun Jaitley after bankruptcy bill moved to select panel, his wife Sangeeta Jaitley disapproved his telephone bill and appointed a committee to refer it. According to sources close to Jaitley family, Arun Jaitley is under a serious mental trauma and seeking expert opinion to counter both the situations.

"Passing a money bill, like bankruptcy bill is far easier than passing any spending bill from our malkin," said Ramu Chacha who keeps Jaitley family's house clean.

Ramu Chacha told our correspondent that Jaitley came back home with huge frustration of not even money bill getting passed in Rajya Sang a and was presented to the select committee. Generally, money and finance bills are easiest bills to be passed by any government of India and according  to sources referring bankruptcy bill to select committee has devastated Arun Jaitley. Further his wife's controlled measures to reduce ever increasing telephone bills of Jaitley created double headache to India's finance minister.

Ramu Chacha told India Satire correspondent that after a lot of arguments and counter arguments, Sangeeta Jaitley referred the bill to a committee formed under her children and few loyalists including Ramu Chacha to decide on whether to pass the bill or not.