Tuesday 2 July 2013

Delhi University to introduce new subject ‘Diggy Logic’

Delhi University has decided to introduce a new subject called 'Diggy Logic' in all the streams today. The subject will benefit students in learning how pathetic logic can be applied in day to day life. The decision came after Congress Spokesperson Digvijay Singh demonstrated another side of his logical brain yesterday.

"We are going to introduce the new subject from current year onwards. So that more and m0re students should be benefitted of the knowledge of pitiable logic," said Professor Dinesh Singh, Vice Chancellor of Delhi University.

Senior Congress leader found saying BJP would instigate communal riots in Congress states. Seconds after the statement flashed on TV channels and news sites, researchers of Association for Logic in India started finding out logic behind the statement. While taking the benefit of immense database of such weird and useless statements Delhi University decided to launch it in a subject. The university will update books with every new statement made by Digvijay Singh with detailed research, confirmed Vice Chancellor.

He said "The idea of introducing this subject is inspired by All-India Congress Committee (AICC) General Secretary Digvijay Singh's weird ideas about life and understanding of the events. The subject will discuss his statements, quotes and logic behind them. Though pathetic in every sense, we think students should learn it."

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