As the UPA Government is pushing food security bill for 67% of India's population through ordinance route this monsoon session, India's rest 33% section of population is wondering how he will benefit from such bill and feels regretted for not coming under BPL or the economically weaker section category. If you are rich and wealthy, but still if you want to leave a legacy of being poor, deprived and hungry person to your child so that he can avail benefits of food security bill, here the India Satire brings some tips for you.
(Note: Rather than cursing Government for providing free food to huge population out of tax payer's money and adding huge amount to fiscal deficit, the India Satire brings a new and fresh approach towards food security bill so that everybody in India can benefit from it and live happily ever.)
A checklist to join the list of beneficiaries of Food Security Bill
Ö Leave your job immediately and apply for BPL category
Ö Ask your employer to pay salary by cash
Ö Marry your maid/servant, take the Green Card (sorry Blue Card) and immediately file for divorce
Ö Spend 25000 rupees up front to get ration card for poor from nearby MLA or corporate
Ö Form an NGO protest against Government to increase the minimum limit to be a BPL family
Note: Issued in Public Interest
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