Monday 26 October 2015

Castration Guide For Rapists

As the Hon. Madras High Court recommends castration as punishment to child sex abusers observing that "barbaric crimes should definitely attract barbaric models of punishment", India Satire brings a brief guide for rapists how to be well prepared before castration and what exactly it is.

To Rapists: Castration Guide 

v  Castration is simply removal of your genital so neither you can have sex nor masturbation in your rest of the life. A pleasure of being independent of any interests or attachments

v  Ask doctor whether he brought all the instruments with himself so that the process will get through easily.

v  It is possible that you will reduce a lot of ammonium nitrate and sulphur di-oxide while the process therefore before going to the process ask doctors to wear their masks.

v  You can have selfie of your castrated part and share it on FB and Twitter to share with your rest of the probable castrated guys. Sharing spreads love.

v  Always check all the instruments for castration are duly washed and cleaned up

v  Ask doctor to wear clean gloves so that other than your sexual part would not be affected. It is important for you as it will let you live with pleasures of castrated person.

v  Watch Mahesh Bhatt produced bollywood movie Murder 2 to get detailed impact analysis of castrated person

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