Tuesday 27 October 2015

Mars Orbiter "Mangalyaan" sends new and fresh photos of Mars to Sanjay Leela Bhansali

India's Mars Orbiter (Mangalyaan) has started sending new and fresh photographs of Mars to Sanjay Leela Bhansali (SLB), according to ISRO. The ISRO official told India Satire correspondent that new photographs would help SLB to select the locations for a song of his next movie. According to a source, after humongous success of Deewani Mastani song because of its "everything in gold" color and Deepika's natural stares, SLB wants to shoot a song for his next movie venture after Bajirao Mastani on a location where natural red color is available. The source also told us that Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and Deepika Padukone will dance in that song.

"Mangalyaan has sent 45 new photos of the North Pole of Mars to Bhansaliji. Next month it will send photos of South Pole and by January end it will complete all the photography works," said ISRO official SL Nair.

Last year, India sent Mars Orbiter to the red planet to gather information of new-new locations, colors and climates so that SLB would get more options for shooting his next movies. The source told correspondent that the orbiter was designed by SLB himself and gifted it to ISRO.


Better days for lonely Mars

"He is a genius scientist although his scientific mind shadowed by his thirst for having great locations, designing out-of-the-world but real sets and canvassing new colors. Red planet was always in his mind for his next unnamed movie venture with Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and he chose Mars to shoot one of the many songs in the movie. Aishwarya will profusely dance with Deepika Padukone in that song and SLB wants to make it most famous dance in the universe. He provided us all the materials, designs and funds for it and used ISRO's satellite launch vehicle to launch orbiter," said SL Nair thrashing the allegations that ISRO itself developed the orbiter.

Nair told correspondent that as soon as Mangalyaan completes its work of sending photographs, SLB will personally visit the red planet and would immediately start shooting the film.

Sources from SLB's production unit confirmed the development and told India Satire correspondent that SLB is very excited about the idea to shoot a song on red planet.

"Whatever you see in "Deewani Mastani" song is not golden color but actual gold. Everything from Deepika's dress to wall of the set is made with real gold. Last year 80% of gold imported in India was actually by SLB only. He never drew his hand from spending it on real original things. He wants to fulfill his dream watching Aish and Deeps dancing together and for that he is ready to take entire crew to Mars," said the source from SLB's production unit.

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