Changing our earlier policy, the India Satire team has decided to ask film industry veterans to give previews on upcoming Bollywood movies. In this series, film producer Mahesh Bhatt will share his preview on Prem Ratan Dhan Payo.
Mahesh Bhatt
"I don't know why India Satire wants to capture all and sundry movies in its preview series. I had a lot of respect for India Satire's (IS) entertainment division for giving space to few irresistible movies such as Piku, Housefull series, Ram Leela and ABCD 2. However, by asking to share my views on 'Prem Ratan Dhan Payo' (PRDP), a crap movie with a lot of Indian feel in this crap preview section, they disturbed me a lot. When I got call from IS correspondent to share my views on PRDP, I cried a lot putting my head on the shoulders of Pooja Bhatt. I thought they would ask me to discuss about Bajirao Mastani, a real brain churner. Aghast! They asked me to write about PRDP. So before writing about the preview of the movie I watched pre-release screening of PRDP arranged by Sooraj Barjatya and I can tell you that period was worst in my life. I have explained my experience about the film below.
My Preview guide of Prem Ratan Dhan Payo
v The movie has duration of at least 3 hours. While watching the film, I felt like Mallika Sherawat transmitted me from her mouth to Emran Hashmi's mouth where I was choked up in his throat. It was like I was begging in front of Mohit Suri to take me out of his throat. What can I say about this movie? It discusses crap things such as we should respect others, live an honorable life with dignity and devotion, love others and do something good for world. Shockingly, the movie brainwashes its audience that love is more important than sex. F*ck!
v Movie is about double Prems with single Prem having family and the other single Prem has friends, love and revenge to do something in life. Actress Sonam Kapoor laughs and cries a lot, however, still no match to my find Shraddha Kapoor.
v Worst thing about the movie is it doesn't carry any message of Hindu Muslim, Indo-Pak unity. It only shows Hindu tradition in good light which I think is biased.
v I tried to observe each and every point of the movie. I watched all the actresses closely with two spectacles but couldn't find single part of their body. Forget sex scene hero heroine never smooches each other in entire movie. In my whole career, I never thought of seeing actors and actresses in full clothes. This movie is simply for intolerant Hindu viewers and for people who are not liberal about the clothing style of their daughters and for RSS and extreme Hindutvavadi organisations.
v Songs are really pathetic, singers never cry or shouts from their underbellies and therefore you never get feel for the situation, totally expressionless voices of singers. Worst thing is that the music director avoided giving a single chance to donkey or Arijit Singh to sing in PRDP.
v Himesh's music is also worst as you can clearly hear words during the background music. Are we going to era of India's worst musical decades of 1950s, 1960s and 1970s? What happened to India's 20 years of tradition of loud background music with words of singers used as fillers? As a great producer, I think you should never be able to hear words in the background music.
v Movie is far from reality, no actor actress dies in the climax and everything shuts with happy faces. Boss! A film ending with happy faces or lack of blood spill all over the ground looks like man without fart. Pathetic!
v I would advise viewers who like my semi-porn movies to avoid PRDP as it doesn't have sex and secular messages. This movie is for those people who carry impractical ideas, who give importance to love over sex and who think life without goodness is like Mahesh Bhatt without Sunny Leone.
v Advise to movie viewers; take double dosage of diabetes pills.
This concluded my movie preview of PRDP."
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