Friday 8 April 2016

ISI, Pakistan army arranges crash course for Pakistan panelists to successfully debate on Arnab Goswami's show

After daily bashing from Times Now Editor and News Hour anchor Arnab Goswami and his Indian colleagues, Pakistan army and its intelligence agency, Inter service Intelligence (ISI) decided to take crash course of Pakistan participants on how to deal with Arnab. According to Pakistan's army chief Gen. Raheel Sharif, the Pakistan's intellectual army fades away while combating against Arnab. Sharif decided about the step after he watched yesterday's News Hour show in which Arnab Goswami along with other Indian panelists was bashing Pakistani High Commissioner to India Abdul Basit.

"There is no need to teach them fabricated lies, that's in our blood. It's just like how a galli guy of India plays against any kind of spin bowling that's how we deal with scenario using all the lies. However, we need to improve their aggression and way of delivering lies," said Pakistan's army chief General Raheel Sharif to Reporter of leading English daily Dawn "It's just tweaking the way of talking. Therefore we decided to give lectures to Pakistan's esteemed intellectuals on dealing against Arnab Goswami under the guidance of Pakistan army's social media wing dictator General Bajwa."

When Dawn reporter asked if the participants despite rigorous training fail to deliver against Arnab, Sharif said "We will give them few nuclear hand grenades to throw on Arnab Goswami or else we will provide them battle tanks and missiles so that they would straight away target Times Now building from seating in Karachi, Lahore and Islamabad. Our army is fighter. Our Tariq Pirzada is sufficient for these News Hour guys; his bald skull is full of thousands of small nuclear bombs."

 

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