What next for Indians after a harsh defeat by West Indies?

·         Mahendra Singh Dhoni to capsize till IPL begins; Virat Kohli to support him in case of imbalance

·         Tiger balm at free of cost distributed to Indian bowlers

·         Indian government to protest against West Indies batsmen at United Nations for painful onslaught of Indian bowling; To ask UN to declare West Indies as a country of inhumane batsmen

·         Indian bowlers to be declared as most delicate species in the world

·         For Indian audience, happiness restricted to Pakistan's defeat by India