Upset Dhoni to stand upside down till IPL begins

​After a severe assault from West Indies batsmen in 2nd World T20 Semi Final, India's captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni decided to capsize till Indian Premiere League begins. According to sources close to Dhoni told India Satire correspondent that Dhoni was basically a cool person and therefore to remove hangover of defeat he needed to do something weird. "It takes at least a week for him to get back to normal after a bad defeat. After talking to Sakshi Bhabhi for a while, Mahi immediately went to bathroom and stood upside down. He will have everything in that position only till IPL starts," said Dhoni's close friend Pappu Pandey. Pappu Pandey also confirmed that Indian bowlers will rub tiger balm on the areas which were hurt by West Indies batsmen for next couple of days. From the sources close to Sakshi Dhoni, Virat Kohli is acting as a support to Dhoni, incase if he loses balance.