· Mahendra Singh Dhoni to capsize till IPL begins; Virat Kohli to support him in case of imbalance
· Tiger balm at free of cost distributed to Indian bowlers
· Indian government to protest against West Indies batsmen at United Nations for painful onslaught of Indian bowling; To ask UN to declare West Indies as a country of inhumane batsmen
· Indian bowlers to be declared as most delicate species in the world
· For Indian audience, happiness restricted to Pakistan's defeat by India
After a severe assault from West Indies batsmen in 2nd World T20 Semi Final, India's captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni decided to capsize till Indian Premiere League begins. According to sources close to Dhoni told India Satire correspondent that Dhoni was basically a cool person and therefore to remove hangover of defeat he needed to do something weird. "It takes at least a week for him to get back to normal after a bad defeat. After talking to Sakshi Bhabhi for a while, Mahi immediately went to bathroom and stood upside down. He will have everything in that position only till IPL starts," said Dhoni's close friend Pappu Pandey. Pappu Pandey also confirmed that Indian bowlers will rub tiger balm on the areas which were hurt by West Indies batsmen for next couple of days. From the sources close to Sakshi Dhoni, Virat Kohli is acting as a support to Dhoni, incase if he loses balance.
