Singer Arijit Singh in Guinness Book of World Records for typecasting songs

After Sonakshi Sinha, popular Bollywood Movie singer Arijit Singh has become a new Guinness Book of World Records title holder for typecasting all his songs. Official of Guinness Book of World Records told India Satire correspondent that Arijit Singh is an only singer since the inception of the earth who sings in one tone, one tune with no variations and no change in emotions.

"All his songs are similarly sang, only words change," said Alistair Richards, Global President Guinness Book of World Records "That day my dog started barking as the world was going to end in a minute or say, owls started crying in the day light, jackals started howling and donkeys braying which made me uncomfortable. When I closely noticed the reason I found out that my Indian neighbour family was listening to a song in which a guy was crying incessantly for some reason. After a long research, I found that Arijit Singh is a guy who sings for Bollywood in a specific typecast tone and his voice is used to threaten small kids in India."

Richards confirmed that it was great honour for him to see such a specific type of mammals available in the world who even could turn a happy tune into sad song.

"That's why we are going to honour him for his skills in singing," said Richards.

Why Ranbir Kapoor makes it to Guinness Book of World Records?

​Bollywood actor Ranbir Kapoor fulfilled his dream today morning after he received a phone from an official of Guinness Book of World Records who confirmed him that his name was entered in its record book with golden handwriting, according to India Satire's Bollywood Reporter Chunky Pandey. This record was earlier held by famous Bollywood villain Ranjeet.

​"Ranbir has highest amount of testosterone in the world. Testosterone is a steroid hormone from the androgen group which plays a key role in developing sexual desire, reverse of which generally develops strong urge for committed long term relationship," said Chunky Pandey who was also tracking Ranbir-Katrina break up since its inception "Sources of Guinness Book of World Records said that it doesn't need to take Ranbir to medical laboratory to check his testosterone level. With his affair with makeup artiste, now we can shower him with a grace of entering his name into the awards."

Chunky said that such a kind of testosterone levels haven't been found anywhere in the world after Ranjeet. He further said that Ranbir has joined other eminent record holders such as Sonakshi Sinha, Jagdish Raj and Brahmanandam.

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