Taking a major turn in the last moment, Catholic Church in Vatican City decided to appoint actor and intellectual Rahul Bose as new Pope to ensure the path of forgiveness continues.
"The world has become virtually rapist and we need a new evangelization. Bose's statement has just lightened our hopes that there is a guy who literally has the guts to go on road and give the message of forgiveness to all those which are victims," said Rev. Benedict M. Guevin said of the church's mission to better convey the gospel message to its people.
He said "Without learning gospel message, this guy say whatever we believe a messenger of peace should tell and therefore we unanimously decided to put him on the post of Pope."
According to sources, the next Pope was expected to be much more than a holy man, teacher and shepherd to the world.
The new pontiff must continue to address the clergy sexual abuse crisis and - perhaps most importantly - confront what several clerics call the "godless" agenda of the primarily secular Western world that threatens to strip people of their humanity and seeks to silence the voice of religion.
"Nobody is better than Rahul Bose to ask victims and society to stop seeking violent results from courts. Besides rapes we expect Bose to also talk about terrorism and ask each and every victim to let him go his home, forgive him," said Guevin.
Bose said "I am glad that Vatican City appointed me for this post and I also forgave it for not appointing me for this post 20 years back. People should forgive the guilty. Today only I forgave one kid who was pissing on my door and kicking my puppy. You have to learn the act of forgiveness from me."
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