Friday 8 March 2013

Narendra Modi to turn his looks softer to impress secularists and intellectuals

To gain a momentum in the Indian secularists and intellectuals, Narendra Modi is planning to change his looks to softer and milder.

According to sources in BJP, "Modiji decided to look much softer guy who loves children, different religions and more importantly a circle of intellectuals. He wants to apply it to gain some importance in pro-Congress league of intelligent guys."

If believe in sources, PR agency of Narendra Modi told him that intellectuals and secularists are available in Congress Party only and others are dumbass who don't support Congress. Therefore, finally to enter this league, PR agency will change Modi's makeover just like Nehru to Gandhi making him feel good among intelligent and secular Indians.

"That's true! I also heard that Congress was the only party supported by great thought churners and smart people. That is why I thought of celebrating Children's day on Chacha Nehru's birth day," said Narendra Modi.

He also confirmed that PR agency would develop a plan to help him the need to understand need of this circle.

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