India decided to retaliate fedayeen attacks in Srinagar by sending its active paranormal force of died politicians and criminals to Pakistan and PoK.
"We have our 1000 battalions of paranormal force equipped with new arms and ammunition. They are ready with all types of nuclear and chemical weapons which will be used in retaliation of Pakistani terrorists and military," said AK Antony, India's Defence Minister.
India will send its force located in Jaipur Fort. The force has a team of 1000 ghosts, 500 daayan and 300 rakshas, comes once in the night at 12 am for training. The paranormal force of India is considered as most trusted military force which can destroy entire terrorist camp in seconds.
Antony said "Politicians, murderers and criminals who were died in the past and converted to ghost, daayan, raakshash, etc., they all join our paranormal force immediately. They are well equipped with great sort of training and can destroy enemy easily."
Antony said that the force is very patriotic unlike its behavior before death happens to them.
Antony said that in this kind of corrupt scenario in defence, paranormal force was a best option.
"We also afraid direct attack on Pakistani terrorists and military as we believe in non-violence," said Salman Khurshid.
He said "I never like in killing anybody as far as he is killed by some ghost."
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