Sunday 3 March 2013

Wharton to offer courses in managing hypocrisy, after scrapping Narendra Modi’s speech

World renowned Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania announced specialised training courses of hypocrisy after its quick demonstration of scrapping Narendra Modi's scheduled speech.

"We believe that we manage easily how to justify all our actions and inactions that are highly objectionable and hypocrite. Therefore, we plan to introduce Management of Hypocrisy for students that want to succeed in their life," said spokesperson of the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.

The spokesperson said "We know that students require best of standards of showing hypocrisy on every step of the competitive world. Take example of ours, we are best as a hypocrite institution and therefore thought of more and more students benefiting from it."

Wharton earlier canceled Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi's keynote address at the prestigious Wharton India Economic Forum later this month.

The forum released statement saying "Our team felt that the potential polarising reactions from sub-segments of the alumni base, student body, and our supporters, might put Mr. Modi in a compromising position, which we would like to avoid at all costs, especially in the spirit of our conference's purpose."

The Forum is an annual student-run India-centric conference hosted by the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. Modi had been invited to deliver the keynote address at the Forum to be held in Philadelphia on 22-23 March via video conference.

Interestingly, Wharton appreciated itself for showing such great way of giving reasoning for its action. Earlier, the school forgot to ban George Bush for showing his action in Afghanistan by killing thousands of innocent Muslims.

When reporters talked Wharton management, it said "That was justice to what they did and the thing we know how to justify our actions. Therefore, we thought of spreading our best business to our students. We plan to offer Management of Hypocrisy from next season."

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