Tuesday 11 June 2013

Analysis: Why BCCI ideally needs to be involved in match-fixing?

Analysis of the India Satire Research Bureau suggests that there is every reason for BCCI to benefit from IPL betting and match fixing, as like WWE in the USA.

Salient points which suggest why BCCI ideally should be involved in match fixing

1.     Betting in IPL 6 reached to Rs47,000 crore from Rs 43,000 crore a year earlier. Why would BCCI loose such a lucrative opportunity? Even a 10% fees from betting makes it a billion dollar organization.

2.     Sreesanth and other two are not that smart to work on match fixing. Recently, scientists found that they are ass holes. Only smarter guys can work on the match fixing formula.

3.     12 point Plan to clean up IPL makes the game more and more secretive rather than making it transparent. Transparency will never allow players to fix matches. Now nothing will be in public and no fear among the players that their call records would be tapped.

4.     Stopping cheerleader exhibition shows they were used in the saga. According to sources, now their job will be motivating players privately.

5.     History suggested that match fixing adds more shocks and surprises to the game. So BCCI is not that damn idiot to provide straight forward boring cricket games.

6.       By the way guys, IPL is a realty show which if never been fixed would not add spices. 

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