Inspired by Superman flick 'Man of Steel' which he recently saw in Spanish holidays during his birthday, Rahul Gandhi decided to fly high in the sky and carry all rest of the survivors on his body.
"Rahul has already taken the list of survivors and their addresses. He will personally carry them on his back and shoulders and properly drop them to their homes," said Minister of State Broadcasting and Communication and part time spokesperson of Congress, Manish Tewari confirming that Rahul has super natural powers of flying and rescuing people from natural calamities.
Tewari told reporters that Rahul will take help of his unused power of flying and carrying loads of tons of weight on his shoulder.
"He has ability of people like Superman and Hanuman to carry many people on his shoulder and fly high in the skies," said Tewari.
Tewari recently refused to buy claims of Narendra Modi for making political noise on rescuing 15000 Gujaratis. He said that Rahul will not make such noise in the press and rather believes in direct action. Tewari also thrashed Media's acknowledgement of the micro management skills of Modi on rescuing efforts.
"We don't like to politicize what we do for people of India. Rahul himself is against of all these things. But still I want to tell you that yesterday when Baba arrived from Spain hold a meeting with all of us till 2 am. He told us that the way to carry people needs to be properly done. He said that 20% of people would rest on his shoulders and hands to keep the weight on his fans low. 30% on middle of his back and rest 50% on his back so that they all would seat comfortably and enjoy a free ride in the air. This is what the micro management is and not what the people like Modi is tom-tomming these days," said Tewari.
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