Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Sagarika Ghose talks on cartoon and satire issue on Face of the Nation


FACE THE NATION: POLITICS

Should cartoon and politician satire be censored?

The members of Parliament across party lines said not just Ambedkar cartoons but no political cartoons at all should be allowed in school textbooks. The BJP said HRD Minister Kapil Sibal must resign on this issue.

The question is whether cartoon and politician satire should be censored. After an extensive make-up and watching the good looks in the mirror again and again, CNN-IBN Deputy Editor Sagarika Ghose started the discussion with a distinguished panel on her show Face The Nation (FTN).

Following is the transcript of the discussion on Face The Nation:

Sagarika Ghose: Hi there! No cartoons please we are Indian politicians. Members of Parliament across party lines said not just Ambedkar cartoons but no cartoon of Kapil Sibal at all should be allowed in school textbooks. The BJP said HRD Minister Kapil Sibal must resign on this issue. Should cartoon and politician satire be censored? Joining us Kunal Vijaykar, actor, Sudhindra Bhadoria, Member, BSP, Kancha Ilaiah, Dalit activist and author, Hemant Morparia, cartoonist and S Kalidas, Art historian and critic. Sudhindra Bhadoria why is Kapil Sibal so threatened by cartoons in textbook? Do he wants divine infallibility?

Sudhindra Bhadoria: He he he… who would like to see himself as a cartoon? Recently, I heard that Sibal slapped his watchman and maali for drawing his cartoons with some good looking female cartoons in servant bathrooms and toilets. How do you expect him tolerating such nonsense in the text books?

S Kalidas: This is a very personalised interpretation on Sibal which I think should not be allowed. (Hemant Morparia muttered with Bhadoria about the incidence so that he can make a cartoon)

Sagarika Ghose: Sudhindra Bhadoria let's broaden the discussion that why should the politicians be so threatened because it has gone beyond Ambedkar now. Why politicians want cartoon in general to be censored in the textbooks?

Sudhindra Bhadoria: He he he again! It depends, we have no issues if pupils draw cartoons of Kapil Sibal or Sonia Gandhi. But 'no' to Behenji, Babasaheb and Kanshiramji. Baba Saheb himself gave the freedom of speech under Article 19 of the constitution but the freedom of speech does not mean that you have the right to insult him.

Sagarika Ghose: You are insulting and offending. Let me bring in Hemant Morparia, a cartoonist from Mumbai. Does the cartoonist have the right to offend? Should the cartoonist draw cartoons that are insulting insensibilities? (Just for a second she thought whether she was discussing Kapil Sibal's cartoon or Dr. BR Ambedkar's cartoon)

Hemant Morparia: Its funny thing. Generally, cartoonists avoid drawing cartoons of beautiful faces as like yours (Sagarika blushed) while cartoon of Rajdeep (Sagarika's husband that made her laugh a loud) are best to be drawn. Bhadoria had to cough up in between distracting both of them from the continuous eyesight…

Oh I feel I lost words (Sagarika blushed again). Something I had written on a paper. (He then took a paper from his pocket and read that loudly). Yea so the art of cartooning is the art of providing criticism. Now the criticism is the voluntary part, the other part here is taking offence you know which is an act of perception. I have no control over what is perceived. I am critique, my job is to provide criticism. How it is taking is somebody else's responsibility. And we must realise that in a mature democracy, the act of criticism which is provided in a humourous manner are only a kind of advice, suggestion, opinion which is an open thing.

Sagarika Ghose: (Distracting herself from Hemant's catching eyesight) Though, I haven't understood anything you told, I remembered only one line humour and satire is integral to democracy. So Kancha Ilaiah, tell me why should we not make a cartoon of Kapil Sibal?

Kancha Ilaiah: When did I tell you making cartoon of Kapil Sibal? (He thought for a while 'WTF! Why am 
discussing about him at all?')

Ok Sagarika, first I want to introduce myself, I am the greatest intellectual on the earth so whatever I tell is always correct. I don't know why we are talking about Kapil Sibal when debate is on Dr. B.R. Ambedkar's cartoon. But still I have to give my view, drawing Kapil Sibal's cartoon would not make any sense as there is hardly any chance to animate his picture.

Sagarika Ghose: (yawn) Kancha can you please keep your analysis short, difficult to understand. Ok tell me but Kancha, what do you think if Sibal objects on his own cartoon?

S Kalidas: He he he.. what will he say… I have other point, drawing Kapil Sibal's cartoon is easiest thing. Though I am not cartoonist, even I can draw his cartoon easily.

Kancha Ilaiah: If you attack my words then you are attacking the whole Dalit bahujan transformative process itself. If I say drawing Sibal's cartoon is difficult it should be.

Sagarika Ghose: How it is an attack on Dalit bahujan Kancha? Let me bring in Kunal Vijaykar.

S Kalidas: He he he…. I believe Hussain was cartoonist.

Sagarika Ghose: Why do you say so?

S Kalidas: He would have banned by Kapil Sibal…

Sagarika Ghose: Kunal Vijaykar, let me bring in you here. This is a class 9, class 10 textbook; our 16-year-old's who are just two year below the voting age, should they be not allowed to view cartoons?

Kunal Vijaykar: From freedom point-of-view they should be allowed to view Sibal's cartoons in the text books but from health point-of-view they should not as they can face the risk of obesity, depression and mental tension viewing his cartoon. But tell me Sagarika how do you able to keep questions short?

Sudhir Bhadoria again coughed up to avoid any catchy interaction between the two.

Sudhindra Bhadoria: Sagarika I am just missing the point. Are we talking about Ambedkarji or Sibal? I don't think there is any issue regarding drawing cartoon on Sibal. In my view, Sibal's face is very straight-forward and drawing his cartoon is easy but very funny.

But Sagarika what I am trying to say is that let us understand the context and also understand that NCERT is a government institution, the money of the exchequer is used, it is not a private newspaper of a corporate house or any individual, a book. They can draw Sibal's cartoons on Facebook or Google+ but why the hell they are using textbooks. I favor Sibal's decision to disallow drawing his cartoons in the text books. Also I believe excessive laughing gas in the schools should be avoided.

Sagarika Ghose: S Kalidas, studies say that excessive laugh is dangerous as much as excessively crying. So if we allow Kapil Sibal's cartoon in text books, will that be harmful for children?

S Kalidas: Hmmm… possibly but I would like to make a point that excessive laugh watching Sibal's face is possible but if cartoonist moderates fun on his face then what is the harm allowing his cartoon in the textbooks.

Sagarika Ghose: You cannot use government school textbooks.

Sudhindra Bhadoria: My strong sense is that Kapil Sibal's cartoon in the textbooks is harmful for health. For my kids, whenever they say hallo uncle to Sibal they start laughing and it takes time of at least 1 hour to stop them. My kids told me that they get so much laugh watching Sibal in front of them and if they watch him as a cartoon then that will be really damaging.

Kancha Ilaiah: But I believe that we are here for discussing the cartoon row on Dr. B R Ambedkar.

Hemant Morparia: No Kancha the problem is not just Ambedkar's cartoon, problem is that all Indians have fundamental right to draw Kapil Sibal's cartoon. It is like if we have greatest view in front of us why not using it to draw. Kapil Sibal's face is most ideal in terms of drawing cartoon. It would be inspiring for kids too to take the profession of cartoonist opening the new opportunities for him.


Sagarika Ghose: Ok Hemant has opened a new topic for SMS. So is drawing Kapil Sibal's cartoon our fundamental right? Please SMS on 5616151 with ANS Y or N or C.



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Lose your pants, pee your emotions and start working


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Kapil Sibal thrashed Barack Obama for talking nonsense on historic person like David Beckham


BRIEF NEWS: POLITICS

Asked to remove all the references about the statement

Mentor of India's students, intellectual and inventor of a theory of formation of zero loss out of lakhs of crore rupees, Kapil Sibal thrashed Barack Obama over talking nonsense on David Beckham's underwear and asked him to remove such stupid words from his own mouth to ensure better future of students. He was expressing his bitter views in Parliament.

"He is damn idi*t," said Kapil Sibal "What the hell he was talking about the underwear of David Beckham? Useless buggar."

Sibal said "He should have watched at India's steps to curb nonsensical cartoons from the Indian text books, a step toward total ban on satirical and sarcastic behavior. Look at Indian politicians they have achieved peak of the seriousness."

Sibal took left-n-right on Barack Obama's statement that said David Beckham also has his own line of underwear.
Sibal said "David Beckham is a historical person and therefore this satirical statement should be removed from the internet and all the text books of US and India."

He also praised Times of India for showing immediate action over the issue.

He said "I approached TOI editor in chief to remove the sentence from their website, which they removed readily as a part of service towards nation building totally inverse of that trash Facebook and Google."


When India Satire approached US President Barack Obama for his views, he asked "Who is this Sibbol? I have never heard this name. Is she Mitt Romney's private secretary?"



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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

A Raja gets bail in 2G scam, immediately admitted to hospital for weak condition


BRIEF NEWS: POLITICS

Excess night fall during the 15 months tenure reduced A Raja's weight by 15 kgs

Former Telecom Minister A Raja was granted bail today by a Delhi court in the 2G specturm case, over 15 months after his arrest. However, due to weak physical condition he had to admit to the hospital.

Doctors said A Raja went through consistent hyper load of brain churning (in medical language it is called brain masturbation), which resulted into a serious damage for his internal limbs on account of excess night fall during 
last 15 months.

According to doctors, Raja's state of mind was continuously thinking over the ways of using money after releasing himself from jail. It was almost a masturbation kind of situation which continued in the nights as well and thus resulting into night fall.

Jail authorities said that they were totally unaware of the fact.

Jailor Pradip Singh said "A Raja never mentioned us about the night fall kind of situation. We thought he was on diet and therefore losing his weight."

Dr Ajit Rastogi of Fortis Hospitals said "Yea actually this is strange kind of disease found out in people who likes to fuck money in real life. Day as well as night dreaming over the money and how to use it creates the fantasizing world come into real picture. Raja might be going through such intense emotional drama, love and affection towards money giving him such kind of thrusts in the night."


Dr. Rastogi said "We have kept Raja under scanner and would not leave in a hurry to Tamil Nadu. Our sense is that he lost his physical sexual ability against money."



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Stop comparing me with Shahrukh Khan: Kamaal Rashid Khan


BRIEF NEWS: BOLLYWOOD

Irritated with consistent downgrading by fans KRK issued notice to grow up

After a many rounds of comparison between Shahrukh Khan (SRK) and Kamaal Rashid Khaan (KRK) since 'Om Shanti Om' and 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi', annoyed KRK asked his fans to stop comparing or correlating him with Bollywood's actor SRK.

"I know SRK copied my get up in Om Shanti Om and Rab ne Bana di Jodi but now several years have passed and fans should stop comparison between us," said irritated KRK to press and news media.

It is believed that SRK copied Deshdrohi actor's entire get up for his movies Om Shanti Om and Rab ne bana di jodi. SRK took his style of six pack abs and moustache in both these movies, respectively.

The development came after a visibly annoyed Shah Rukh Khan on Tuesday sought to put an end to his comparison with Sourav Ganguly and asked the fans to "grow up" and stop correlating the two.

KRK tweeted "SRK and I have no comparison, what Sachin Tendulkar is for India is I am for Bollywood and what Sourav is for Cricket is SRK for Bollywood."

KRK said "As SRK is now growing up why don't you?"

KRK's statement is taken as a step to reduce the tension between to big celebrities.


He said "I am planning to take SRK in Deshdrohi series so that by looking at our working styles fans can take their decisions." Few sources said that KRK should be compared with Manoj Kumar rather than SRK in terms of acting and style.



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Monday, 14 May 2012

Equity Analyst depressed after his own investment tumble on his own suggestion


BRIEF STORY: BUSINESS

Doctors said avoid investment in own recommended stocks

Bucking the trend, equity research analyst Vinod Chheda went under severe depression and took a leave for 3 days after his own investment value tumbled on his own stock recommendation for himself.

Vinod became a unique case in Mumbai's popular equity research profession when he invested in the equities recommending a bucket of stocks for himself, called portfolio.

"This is a strage case," said market expert SP Tulsian "I haven't seen this kind of case in my life that an equity research analyst invest in his own recommended stock. He seems to be idiot."

SP Tulsian, who was also popular in giving multi-bagger stock ideas said that it was a seriously bullshit idea investing in own recommended stock and he was a very intelligent that way that he doesn't get into a trap of multi-bagger ideas when our economy begging multiple times.

While Vinod was unavailable for comment, his wife Jigisha said "Vinod's behavior is not at all understandable. I haven't seen him sleeping in his room during the market hours, in spite of very valued talk shows of Udayan and SP Tulsian and many on ET Now."

Jigisha told that she consulted with doctors and they said that it was temporary automatic stock idea generation and fusion syndrome (ASIGFS) which is becoming popular in India.


For the time being, doctor gave him some medical prescriptions and told that avoid watching trading terminal for long hours and strictly avoid any buy or sell action on his own recommendations.



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Karan Johar plans Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham part 2 with Chidambaram father-son duo


BRIEF STORY – POLITICS, BOLLYWOOD

K-Jo identified great facial expressions on Chiddu Uncle's face while talking in the Parliament

India's home minister P Chidambaram, who appealed opposition parties to stab him but don't question his integrity, received a weird proposal from the greatest of all-time directors for emotional fools Karan Johar.


If believe in sources, Karan Johar (popularly known as K-Jo, as like J-Lo) sent a proposal in the last evening to P Chidambaram (Chiddu Uncle) to act in his sequel of Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (K3G).

The sources said "While watching the emotional appeal of Chidduji, K-Jo himself started crying which depicts a person who made others cry for their life for watching his films cried himself must show that Chidduji have tremendous amount of acting talent."

"He was stunned and continuously cried till the evening. After a bit of recovery, he immediately called Chidduji and offered him a role in his K3G sequel. The story is based on the real life saga of Chidduji," said the source.

K3G was one of the biggest hit family dramas which was also helped many Indians to clean their eyes and remove the strain.

"That was a cool experience. I saw first time my wife was crying gave me huge support," said Vickky Oberoy, a finance professional. He said that he is waiting for a K-Jo's movie since a long time as those are sure shot eyes crackers for his wife.

While India Satire correspondent yet to receive any official comment from K-Jo, sources said that Shahrukh will also be a part of the film as elder brother.

"There is no gay look guy in the entire starcast which fueled the creativity of K-Jo and therefore he decided to retain SRK, as a top actor," said the source.


According to the same source, K-Jo is negotiating on the compensation to father-son duo, will also need to extend the length of role as they will not tolerate bullshitting that had done with earlier starcast of Amitabh and SRK.



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