All powerful global leaders agreed unanimously to work on a system to reduce fatal flatulence gases in the world at 2015 United Nations Climate Change Conference, COP 21 or CMP 11. All the leaders accepted that incessant flow of flatus, a common name for fart would change the chemical composition of the earth and it will only become a miserable and worst living place for a mankind.
"We agreed that the composition of our fart mostly tends towards heavy nitrogen gases and carbon dioxide which in a way would make us compulsorily keep a hanky on our nose. It would also induce us to reduce intake of fresh oxygen for at least 70 hours in a life span. Going forward, the situation will worsen with increase in population and people will have to mask their nose for 120 hours in a life span," said Depository of United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) and Secretary-General of United Nations, Ban Ki-moon.
According to the data released by COP 21, every fart which in chemical form called as flatus or flatulence releases 20-90% Nitrogen, 0-50% Hydrogen which is also flammable, 10-30% Carbon dioxide, only 0-10%, Oxygen and 0-10% flammable Methane. Many scientists in developed as well as developing world has already raised concerns that increase in population would increase the incidences, quantity of fart and will worsen the quality of the gases and composition.
"Even, sun will have to cover its face," said Ban Ki-moon "Barack Obama has plans to reduce it but now he is leaving the job as a President of the US, he said he wouldn't discuss it."
Following are chemicals that fatally attacks the noses of people
1. skatole (by-product of meat digestion)
2. indole (by-product of meat digestion)
3. methanethiol (a sulfur compound)
4. dimethyl sulfide (a sulfur compound)
5. hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg odor, flammable)
6. volatile amines
7. short chain fatty acids
8. feces (if present in the rectum)
9. bacteria
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