Friday 13 November 2015

Sanjay Leela Bhansali asks banning Prem Ratan Dhan Payo for wasting so many colours in one movie; Lost eye sight for a while watching PRDP's premier

Mumbai: 13th November 2015
Ace-Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali (SLB) demanded clear cut ban on Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (PRDP) for wasting valuable and scarce resources in the movie. Talking to India Satire correspondent, SLB asked Censor Board that colours are valuable natural resources and choosing each and every single unit of colour need thorough process of thinking for years.
"In Deewani Mastani song, I tried to show everything in one colour that is gold. You can't identify whether it is a man or a wall. Authentic and exotic colours are so scarce that before deciding for using gold colour in the song I had to do lots of discussions with creative people from earth and other planets. Even I needed to take permission from the governments of Planet-AC425O43, which is just 1500000 kms away from the mother earth. Here when I saw PRDP at i I lost my eyesight for a while. I can make an entire movie by picking out each and every single colour of the movie," said SLB after coming out of PRDP's special premier.

SLB confirmed that in his movie, Bajirao Mastani he used 5 colours which was much more than any of his other movies and in his next movie he will use colours of Deepika's cleavage and her eyeballs.
(India Satire Correspondent reporting fake news)

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