Narendra Modi to take suggestions from Ashwani Gujral to decide his fashionable wardrobe

To get right advice on fashion and stylist clothing, Prime Minister Narendra Modi announced new fashion icon and market expert Ashwani Gujral as his chief official fashion advisor. Prime Minister's Office made an announcement about Gujral's appointment immediately after market hours and the confirmation of display of Narendra Modi's wax statue at Madame Tussauds.

"Prime Minister personally called Ashwaniji who is known for his style and fashionable clothes requesting him in helping PM in choosing best clothes going ahead. Modiji is just getting bored with same old kind of clothes. The way Ashwaniji presents himself on CNBC TV18 always amazed and liked Modiji. However, Modiji put one condition to Gujralji that he would have to look at Modiji and nowhere else," said an official at PMO.

The official told India Satire correspondent that earlier PM Modi was planning to appoint music director Bappi Lahiri as an advisor but found him somewhat old fashioned.

Stock markets to recover as soon as Ashwani Gujral looks at camera - experts

Indian stock indices which are falling for past 2 days will recover if Ashwani Gujral looks at camera of ET Now, feel experts.

"Indian stocks always feel isolated and lonely as Ashwani Gujral never looks at camera. The stocks feel that he always ignore them," said technical analyst of CNBC TV18, Sudarshan Sukhani who propagated a theory called 'market has its own mind and rest all is shit'.

Ashwani Gujral analyses Indian equities by applying his brain technically, which in short is called technical analysis. However, he always looks at his lap top and without giving a tiny bit of sh*t to ET Now anchors provide his views on number of stocks.

"He never watches at camera which generally disturbs stocks," said Avanne Dubash, an ET Now anchor "I am sure if he shows his face to the camera, stocks will bounce back."

A CNBC TV18 poll suggests that 98% traders are thrilled with the idea that they will see Gujral's face. "It will automatically bring necessary volatility as well as accumulation in the markets," said Hardik Patel, Ahmedabad based trader.