After North Korea's invention of hangover-free alcohol, its sister country Pakistan immediately invented cancer proof liquor to complete the logical end of invention. If both mixed together, a cancer proof and hangover free liquor is actually made and serve to people, said Pakistan's official source.
"Pakistan has helped North Korea in the past in terms of invention and research. North Korea invented nuclear and hydrogen bomb using our research papers and now if they want to invent something big for the humanity then Pakistan would not stay behind," said Ashfaq Hussain, Executive President of Pakistan China Institute, the newly-formed think tank "Research and Development International (RANDI)".
According to Hussain, RANDI has extensively used uranium and plutonium to reduce cancer risks from liquor.
"Anybody who takes sip of uranium and plutonium filled liquor would never have cancer risks," said Ashfaq Hussain.
According to India Satire source, China will supply newly invented bottles with nipple on to further compliment inventions of North Korea and Pakistan.
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