Donald Trump challenges Kim Jong-un in open sumo wrestling fight in a final attempt of US Presidential elections

Republican candidate of US Presidential elections, Donald Trump challenged North Korea's head Kim Jong-Un in an open fight of sumo wrestling before proving his worth as a president of United States of America. Both will fight in WWE ring and would try to eliminate each other from this deadly earth. Kim Jong-Un has accepted the challenge while Trump has shown his excitement.

"This deadly battle is to save the planet from deadly aliens landed in North Korea. First I will f**k the hands of Kim, lift him over my head would throw him into the audience of United States of America. 'This is my battttttllllllleeeeee'," said Donald "First I will prove my candidature by eliminating Kim then after becoming President I will challenge Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, another different planetary substance."

Another candidate Hillary Clinton has challenged ISIS head Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in a sumo wrestling championship. Before the real fight she will have practice match with existing US President Barack Obama to try her punches and kicks on.

Kim Jong-un eats hydrogen bomb in dinner and releases blast next morning - Sources

Official sources of North Korea government said that it's supreme leader and Chairman of National Defence Commission ate hydrogen bomb in dinner and released it's blast in the next morning. The event passed yesterday.

"He was excited and eager to eat hydrogen bomb since tests were conducted in January when the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) created world's best hydrogen bomb. However, doctors recommended him to avoid temptation for a while as his digestive system was poor. But yesterday after their go ahead, he was served the bomb in his dinner by  the Army General which he ate it immediately. Later he told us that the bomb was so delicious and healthy, he will eat it everyday as a mouth freshner. He also told us that the bomb seems to have all the components which will essentially solve his constipation and digestion related problems. Today morning he blasted all the hydrogen gases in the direction of South Korea and sent a stern warning to them," said an official of North Korean government.

Pakistan invents cancer proof livers to fortify North Korea's invention of hangover-free liquor

After North Korea's invention of hangover-free alcohol, its sister country Pakistan immediately invented cancer proof liquor to complete the logical end of invention. If both mixed together, a cancer proof and hangover free liquor is actually made and serve to people, said Pakistan's official source.

"Pakistan has helped North Korea in the past in terms of invention and research. North Korea invented nuclear and hydrogen bomb using our research papers and now if they want to invent something big for the humanity then Pakistan would not stay behind," said Ashfaq Hussain, Executive President of Pakistan China Institute, the newly-formed think tank "Research and Development International (RANDI)".

According to Hussain, RANDI has extensively used uranium and plutonium to reduce cancer risks from liquor.

"Anybody who takes sip of uranium and plutonium filled liquor would never have cancer risks," said Ashfaq Hussain.

According to India Satire source, China will supply newly invented bottles with nipple on to further compliment inventions of North Korea and Pakistan.

Pakistan successfully tests fire tamaatar bomb following North Korea's progress

A day after North Korea successfully tested a hydrogen nuclear device, Pakistan launched destructive tamaatar bomb through its advanced Shaheen missile. Developed jointly by China and North Korea for Pakistan, tamaatar bomb is highly destructive weapon in its artillery. According to Pakistan's military sources, the bomb is made of tomatoes and makes enemy embarrass when launched on him. "It is a nuclear bomb and each and every tamaatar seed separates and creates bad smell and impression on the enemy," said Pakistan Army Chief General Raheel Sharif. He said "Next time Pakistan is going to develop world's most lethal weapon 'anda bomb'."