As most of the models showed their lack of interest in becoming the hot cover page of next Kingfisher Calender, Vijay Mallya himself has decided to flaunt his body in the next edition. The King of Good Times and Wilful Defaulter of Bad Times, Mallya has decided to fulfil long pending request of gay community which wanted him to show his body in a bikini. The Kingfisher sources told India Satire correspondent that Mallya was never interested in taking such a nasty and extreme step if he was not interested in repaying mountainous debt to banks.
"I want to finish this once and for all. Will show what is there inside my shirt and pant, every penny generated from it would be paid to crazy banks," said Mallya in his tweet "Wait you fuc*ing gays for next edition of Kingfisher Calender, you will see me in my chaddi."
Banks are, however, not confident whether Vijay Mallya would pay a single rupee, doubting his intention.
"Last time while selling his United Spirits he said the same thing. Even if he sells himself or Siddharth Mallya, he would keep it with himself," said a bank officer requesting anonymity "Although, we know all homosexuals would pay for the calendar and he would be able to pay each and every rupee."
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