Thursday 3 March 2016

Kanhaiya Kumar's stool analysis suggests removal of all anti national germs, now its just gas - Delhi Police

Reacting to Kanhaiya Kumar's high tempered speech, Delhi Police said that all the 100% of anti national germs from Kanhaiya's body have been removed and now whatever he is releasing from his mouth is just gas.

"We have done all kinds of stool analyses of Kanhaiya and it's now confirmed that all the leftists, maoists and anti national remaani kidas (germs) have been removed. He has gone through all kinds of cleansing treatment, by drooping, lying down, seating him down and standing up. After many efforts by our expert doctors, finally all the germs have been removed. However, still some gas remains and whatever he is talking JNU is just releasing his gas. Now he will never talk something anti national nor he will support any anti national and also will not arrange any rally that will put some anti national sloagans," said Delhi Police Commissioner Bhim Sain Bassi.

Bassi also confirmed that whatever he told in his speech was totally unrelated to his jail.

Loss of strength in the voice of freedom - Analysis of Kanhaiya's speech

·         I have many differences with the PM but I agree with his tweet Satyameva Jayate because these words are in our Constitution

·         We are not seeking 'azaadi'(freedom) from India. We want 'azaadi' within India

·         There is no animosity towards ABVP because we are democratic. We see them as our opposition

·         We truly believe in democracy and Constitution. We don't look at the ABVP as an enemy, we look at them like the Opposition

·         Let me just say it is not easy to get admission in JNU neither it is easy to silence those in JNU

·         This attack is to delegitimize the UGC protests, to prevent justice to Rohith Vemula (the dalit scholar in Hyderabad who committed suicide? – Few germs still remained in media's ass hole)

·         Is seeking freedom from thorny issues confronting India a crime?

"Now I feel very light as I released all the stuck up gases from my tummy," said Kanhaiya after finishing his speech.

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