Sunday 13 March 2016

Government appoints addicts of mobile games, WhatsApp to help improve focus of students

In an unprecedented but important move, Government of India decided to appoint addicts of mobile games, WhatsApp and Facebook to help students improving their concentration levels. Education Minister Smriti Irani yesterday sent a circular to head masters and principals of all schools and colleges, asking them to identify students/people/animals who always keep themselves busy in games, WhatsApp, Facebook and/or in Twitter.

"That way these addicted people could be used for productive purposes. They are highly focused people on a particular thing and could be used to teach others how to concentrate. In Prime Minister Narendra Modi Government, even a dog will have to work, forget these addicts. Each and everything will be used for productive purposes. I always amused with why these addicted people have so high concentration while playing Temple Run or Subway Surfer. I think students lacking concentration could learn from them. That is what our Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi's goal is," said Education Minister Smriti Irani in exclusive chat with India Satire Correspondent Pappu Pandey.

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