Tuesday 15 March 2016

Kim Jong-un eats hydrogen bomb in dinner and releases blast next morning - Sources

Official sources of North Korea government said that it's supreme leader and Chairman of National Defence Commission ate hydrogen bomb in dinner and released it's blast in the next morning. The event passed yesterday.

"He was excited and eager to eat hydrogen bomb since tests were conducted in January when the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) created world's best hydrogen bomb. However, doctors recommended him to avoid temptation for a while as his digestive system was poor. But yesterday after their go ahead, he was served the bomb in his dinner by  the Army General which he ate it immediately. Later he told us that the bomb was so delicious and healthy, he will eat it everyday as a mouth freshner. He also told us that the bomb seems to have all the components which will essentially solve his constipation and digestion related problems. Today morning he blasted all the hydrogen gases in the direction of South Korea and sent a stern warning to them," said an official of North Korean government.

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