A man records his name in Guinness Book of World Records by taking selfie in crowded Mumbai local train

A man in living in Borivali recorded his name in Guinness Book of World Records by taking his selfie in overcrowded Virar to Churchgate local train. According to our correspondent, Pappu Pandey who is famous for getting into Virar-Churchgate train on Borivali station and Churchgate-Virar train on Andheri station has added a new feather to his cap. Yesterday in a pack train he pulled out his mobile phone from his pocket, lifted his hand till his waist line and in a fraction of minute towards his face and clicked a selfie. Everybody in the train stunned and congratulated him for his achievement and loudly applauded.

"Just by lifting his mobile phone from his pocket in that crowded train, Pappu recorded his name in the Guinness Books, taking selfie is next leg," said Champak Sharma, Pappu's companion in the train.

Mumbai local train commuter unexpectedly realizes he was buffalo in his past life

In a sudden and totally unprecedented turn of event, a Mumbai local train commuter Pappu Pandey realized he was buffalo in his past life and recalled beautiful moments of that life. Pappu was travelling in the Virar to Churchgate local train and got into the train from Borivali station with a lot of efforts.

"Ah! Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Bwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, said Pappu when he was sandwiched between 4-5 people in the compartment," said an eyewitness who was standing near door of the train "The pressure was so high that he closed his eyes and entered into his past life and started talking in buffalo's language,."

Pappu pleasantly recalled how he was sandwiched between 2-3 buffalos in a cargo train when those compartments were filled with 100s of buffalos that time and how all these buffalos arranged the tight space without irritating others.

"Local train is quite difficult bet," said Pappu in an exclusive interview to India Satire correspondent "Those were the days when we used to feel specific shitty smell and lots of wide space despite more number of buffalo commuters than people in local train. We used to play antaksharis with lots of bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh songs just like Arijit Singh. But in my current life, human beings are very pathetic commuters."

Sanjay Leela Bhansali to design railway toilets

After announcement of Bullet Trains in India, Railway Ministry issued a letter of intent to design, construct and maintain toilets on railway stations and trains to popular Bollywood Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali. The ministry in its letter said that it wanted to make Indian railways most historic and world class place and that's why it had chosen Mr. Bansali to design Indian railway toilets.

"Or else who will do this work? Mr. Bhansali is perfect person for this job and therefore we even didn't issue any tenders before allotting toilet work to him. He has proven his designing skills in Bajirao Mastani and in his previous movies," said a Railway Minister told India Satire correspondent in an exclusive chat.

Sanjay Leela Bhansali told India Satire correspondent that he was honoured with the Government's request and would be eager to implement new ways of toileting.

"It would be a different experience. Perspective of world towards Indian railway toilets will change if I do this work. I don't want toilets to be just world class but best in entire universe and for that I would use interplanetary technologies. The picture of railway toilet is in my mind. Door would be golden colour, door knobs and locks would be ornamented and jeweled with 675 Carat highest gold standard used in Planet ZMRV473#33%$ and water taps, flush and spray would be in dark blue colour. I will give my favourite green colour to toilet pots while soaps would be in beautiful red colour. My idea is to make railway toilet a great relaxing and chilling out place so that if somebody goes inside would want to come out next day. I will also give a beautiful red cap to wear to complement the entire environment," Sanjay Leela Bhansali told India Satire correspondent talking about his plans for railway toilets.

According to sources if Bhansali completes the railway toilet project then he would be considered for revamping Sulabh shauchalaya.