After announcement of Bullet Trains in India, Railway Ministry issued a letter of intent to design, construct and maintain toilets on railway stations and trains to popular Bollywood Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali. The ministry in its letter said that it wanted to make Indian railways most historic and world class place and that's why it had chosen Mr. Bansali to design Indian railway toilets.
"Or else who will do this work? Mr. Bhansali is perfect person for this job and therefore we even didn't issue any tenders before allotting toilet work to him. He has proven his designing skills in Bajirao Mastani and in his previous movies," said a Railway Minister told India Satire correspondent in an exclusive chat.
Sanjay Leela Bhansali told India Satire correspondent that he was honoured with the Government's request and would be eager to implement new ways of toileting.
"It would be a different experience. Perspective of world towards Indian railway toilets will change if I do this work. I don't want toilets to be just world class but best in entire universe and for that I would use interplanetary technologies. The picture of railway toilet is in my mind. Door would be golden colour, door knobs and locks would be ornamented and jeweled with 675 Carat highest gold standard used in Planet ZMRV473#33%$ and water taps, flush and spray would be in dark blue colour. I will give my favourite green colour to toilet pots while soaps would be in beautiful red colour. My idea is to make railway toilet a great relaxing and chilling out place so that if somebody goes inside would want to come out next day. I will also give a beautiful red cap to wear to complement the entire environment," Sanjay Leela Bhansali told India Satire correspondent talking about his plans for railway toilets.
According to sources if Bhansali completes the railway toilet project then he would be considered for revamping Sulabh shauchalaya.
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