Showing posts with label Kim Jong-Un. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Jong-Un. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Donald Trump challenges Kim Jong-un in open sumo wrestling fight in a final attempt of US Presidential elections

Republican candidate of US Presidential elections, Donald Trump challenged North Korea's head Kim Jong-Un in an open fight of sumo wrestling before proving his worth as a president of United States of America. Both will fight in WWE ring and would try to eliminate each other from this deadly earth. Kim Jong-Un has accepted the challenge while Trump has shown his excitement.
"This deadly battle is to save the planet from deadly aliens landed in North Korea. First I will f**k the hands of Kim, lift him over my head would throw him into the audience of United States of America. 'This is my battttttllllllleeeeee'," said Donald "First I will prove my candidature by eliminating Kim then after becoming President I will challenge Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, another different planetary substance."
Another candidate Hillary Clinton has challenged ISIS head Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in a sumo wrestling championship. Before the real fight she will have practice match with existing US President Barack Obama to try her punches and kicks on.

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Kim Jong-un eats hydrogen bomb in dinner and releases blast next morning - Sources

Official sources of North Korea government said that it's supreme leader and Chairman of National Defence Commission ate hydrogen bomb in dinner and released it's blast in the next morning. The event passed yesterday.

"He was excited and eager to eat hydrogen bomb since tests were conducted in January when the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) created world's best hydrogen bomb. However, doctors recommended him to avoid temptation for a while as his digestive system was poor. But yesterday after their go ahead, he was served the bomb in his dinner by  the Army General which he ate it immediately. Later he told us that the bomb was so delicious and healthy, he will eat it everyday as a mouth freshner. He also told us that the bomb seems to have all the components which will essentially solve his constipation and digestion related problems. Today morning he blasted all the hydrogen gases in the direction of South Korea and sent a stern warning to them," said an official of North Korean government.