Government appoints addicts of mobile games, WhatsApp to help improve focus of students

In an unprecedented but important move, Government of India decided to appoint addicts of mobile games, WhatsApp and Facebook to help students improving their concentration levels. Education Minister Smriti Irani yesterday sent a circular to head masters and principals of all schools and colleges, asking them to identify students/people/animals who always keep themselves busy in games, WhatsApp, Facebook and/or in Twitter.

"That way these addicted people could be used for productive purposes. They are highly focused people on a particular thing and could be used to teach others how to concentrate. In Prime Minister Narendra Modi Government, even a dog will have to work, forget these addicts. Each and everything will be used for productive purposes. I always amused with why these addicted people have so high concentration while playing Temple Run or Subway Surfer. I think students lacking concentration could learn from them. That is what our Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi's goal is," said Education Minister Smriti Irani in exclusive chat with India Satire Correspondent Pappu Pandey.

Research: Rajdeep Sardesai changes his face expressions by 180 degrees while interviewing Anupam Kher and Naseeruddin Shah

Rajdeep's face expressions 'Contest mark with Anupam Kher and Question mark with Naseeruddin Shah'

An independend research conducted by AC Nielsen shows that Rajdeep Sardesai amazingly changes his expressions by 180 degrees while interviewing bollywood stars Anupam Kher and Naseeruddin Shah on the topic of intolerance in India.

Rajdeep Sardesai interviewing Anupam Kher

"While asking questions to Anupam Kher, Rajdeep's face expressions where like he wanted to ask questions and wanted to give answers himself. However, when he was interviewing Naseerji, Rajdeep just wanted to ask what he wanted Nasseruddin Shah to answer. Totally unbiased and although subtly different. Means you can't identify a single iota of difference in his expressions, still a lot of difference," said Vijay Gupta of AC Nielsen, who conducted the research.

Rajdeep Sardesai interviewing Naseeruddin Shah

According to Gupta, Rajdeep's eyes expressed contest mark against Anupam Kher and question mark in front of Naseeruddin Shah.

"Both the expressions are difficult to give but Rajdeep and all the media anchors of NDTV, Aaj Tak and ABP News are mastered those expressions," said Gupta "It is difficult for any normal person to change face expressions by 180degree. However, when media anchors interview Narendra Modi or Raj Thackeray kind of people then it becomes difficult for them to take a 180 degree turn."

According to a source in India Today TV Channel, Rajdeep Sardesai cried for half an hour when Naseeruddin Shah said that his name was Naseeruddin Shah and therefore he was getting such a kind of threats. However, final video was edited on the television and You Tube.

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