Stock prices of A.C. companies rise as Rakhi Sawant demands ban on ceiling fans

Stock prices of A.C. companies including Voltas, Lloyd Electric, Blue Star and Hitachi Homes zoomed as Rakhi Sawant asked India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi to ban ceiling fans.

Government of India sends free burnol to Pakistan

Government of India shipped 50000 liters of free Burnol to Pakistanis to help heal their pain after Pakistani cricket team lost against India.

"India has decided to continue supplying burnol for life time at free of cost. The quantity will be higher whenever the world cup match takes place between the two teams," said BCCI Secretary Anurag Thakur "Initially we will send 50000 ltrs of burnol to heal the pain in their asses. If requires, Pakistan Government can ask for more."

Kanhaiya Kumar launches a new slogan - Freedom to Pee everywhere

​After the letter from ex-student of JNU, Kanhaiya Kumar confirmed that he wants azaadi from urinal (freedom to pee) only in toilets. "I want to pee wherever I want," said Kanhaiya Kumar.

Kanhaiya Kumar's childhood photo of exercising right to pee anywhere released

Kanhaiya's friend Pappu has given his childhood photo when he exercised his right to pee on a wall.

Mastizaade producers offer Rs 1000 to laugh on each and every joke of the movie in theaters

Producers of bollywood movie Mastizaade, Pritish Nandy and Rangita Pritish Nandy have offered Rs 1000 to every movie audience for laughing on every so-called double meaning joke in the movie. The offer is valid for theater watch only. If anybody wants to avail the offer kindly enquire at the ticket counter of each theater. 

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Santa Claus Narendra Modi gifts goodies to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and his grand daughter

(Santa Claus Narendra Modi surprisingly visited Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and offered him a lot of goodies on the eve of Christmas and on his birth day. Santa Claus also arrived to give his blessings to his granddaughter on her wedding. Reacting to Santa Claus' visit to Pakistan, here in India Congress Party President Sonia Gandhi and Vice President told media that they will sit on muka satyagraha till the time they know what Modi gifted Nawaz Sharif in secret.

Reacting to Santa Claus' visit, Rahul Gandhi said "I was waiting Santa Clausji for whole night on Christmas but I wasn't aware that he went to my old age look-a-like. Mummy, I want same gift Santa Claus gave it to Sharif Uncle, (crying in Arijit Singh's voice pyaaannnnnn…. pyaaaannnnn).")