Friday 31 May 2013

Miracle! Sushil Kumar Shinde’s some part of brain disappeared after treatment on his eyes, he is Zombie now

In an unbelievable event, a part of brain of India's Home Minister automatically disappeared from his brain, said US Doctor who treated him on Tuesday.

"Yea, I know Mr. Sushil Kumar Shinde who came to me for Cataract operation on Tuesday. When I started diagnosing his left eye by inserting injection in it, his brain on right side immediately evanesced. It was amazing, unimaginable and miraculous. Within a fraction of second his brain disappeared, leaving empty skull in it. We stopped making diagnosis of his eye, fearing that left side brain will also vanish," said renowned eye specialist Dr Neil M Bressler of Johns Hopkins Hospital

Sushil Kumar Shinde who was announced as eloped for US visit amidst a painful attack by Maoists in the last week. However, Shinde confirmed that he was not absconded and it was just a small visit to famous eye specialist in USA.

Bressler said "Without taking any more time, we declare Shinde as Zombie and asked his colleagues to keep him with us. However, they were in a hurry to take him with themselves due to some kind of urgency. Therefore, finally we decided to take his other part of brain for study purpose and let him go."

Bressler warned that Shinde is currently a Zombie and became a man eater.

"Now he is a pure Zombie and eats onlyt human flesh and drinks human blood, so keep watchful and avoid any direct contact with him," said Bressler.  

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