Thursday 16 May 2013

Mosquitoes of Arthur Road Jail disappointed with Sanjay Dutt

Arthur Road Jail based mosquitoes immensely disappointed, after they came to know that Sanjay Dutt was carrying mosquito repellent with himself for next 1 month.

"We were totally disappointed and couldn't sleep for last night just because he came with a mosquito repellent," said a Mosquito from Sanjay Dutt's jail.

Initially, Sanjay Dutt was worried about hygiene and poor conditions of jail. He also told to a Mumbai based tabloid that he would never survive without fans, pillows and mosquito repellents.

But in a major relief for the actor, the court granted him access to home-cooked food, mattress and pillows for a month. However, the mosquito repellent that Sanjay Dutt carried with himself created nightmares for jail based mosquitoes.

"We thought we would get a good bulky flesh to eat for a while. Earlier, we were a bit let down that he was trying for Yerawada Jail. We were badly jealous with Pune's mosquitoes. Still we were convinced with the fact that we will have biryani for at least next few days. But court just threw water on our burning intentions," said a senior mosquito from the cell. He also told that mosquitoes bought all kind of spices required to prepare best of kinds of biryani.

According to sources, few mosquitoes complained jailor about dramatic rise in pollution levels during the night that created suffocation among the mosquitoes. The sources said that Sanjay Dutt used Kachwa Chaap machchar agarbatti in the night.

"Jailor assured us that he would make some arrangement that will help us eat his flesh, suck the blood and still wouldn't adversely impacted by that repellent," said one of the mosquitoes.

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