Monday 14 December 2015

CBI raids AAP's office to find unnatural rise of Arvind Kejriwal's tummy


Swati Gupta

Delhi: 15-December-2015

CBI raids AAP's office to confiscate all the goodies Arvind Kejriwal had been eating since he became Delhi's Chief Minister. CBI was baffled that despite of his annual month long yoga holiday, how come this man's body measurement has been increasing by leaps and bounds, since he has taken CM's oath, according Comptroller Auditor General of India (CAG) issued serious concerns in the report submitted to Parliament of India. CBI has some traces that culprit could be fodder supplied by Lalu Yadav. Now, as Arvind Kejriwal's dwelling is sealed, he is heading directly towards demolished slum site and is going to sit on maun dharna.

General opinion of Delhites have built that instead of sealing his office, CBI should have sealed his mouth, as he opens it either to eat or to blabber and complain, reported Swati Gupta. According to sources, Kejriwal in his inner circle showed a tremendous amount of happiness as he had got to do his favorite activity, dharna, for taking away his dwelling along with slum dwellers. Rahul baba told our correspondent that railway should not seal AK's office. It has no sympathy for poor aam aadmis.

(Reported by our journalist Swati Gupta)

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