People want Arvind Kejriwal to perform some cha-cha-cha - Survey

98.7% respondents in Delhi want Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal to perform cha-cha-cha and shakalaka boom boom, according to a survey conducted by ABP News and A.C.Nielsen jointly. This survey complements the earlier survey conducted by same surveyors indicating 57% respondents gave positive feedback on odd-even formula for car driving if Arvind Kejriwal completes their abovementioned demand. Rest of the respondents said that it was Arvind Kejriwal's duty to entertain them.

"He looks a great hip-hop dancer almost all the respondents unanimously agreed upon," said Ramesh Khetan surveyor "If we fit a hat on his head and colour his moustache with large hair and a big black colour goggle, he would perfectly look hippy. Respondents suggested that if he perform some shakalaka every week and entertain them they would again vote him in the next elections and would accept his odd formula. Most of the respondents suggested him to wear pink colour shirt with velvet colour flowers embossed on it and red colour shorts while dancing."

(P.S.: Nobody knows why ABP News and AC Nielsen didn't publish this survey results, said a Delhite.)