Delhi: 15-December-2015
A spaceship arrived at Mumbai from P.K.'s planet (gola) to take Aamir Khan (P.K.) found two other aliens Shahrukh Khan and Deepika Padukone on the earth. According to spokesperson of P.K.'s gola who also administered the spacecraft's landing on the earth told India Satire correspondent that P.K. had become so outsized that despite having 10 accomplices, they couldn't fit P.K. into spacecraft. He told that it was all disheartening till they saw their two other mates, who are called Shahrukh Khan and Deepika Padukone on the earth.
"Hum to soche rahai the ki hum uu gola kabhai waapis naahi jaayenge bina P.K. ko liye. Par hume ee gola pe hamaar gola ke dusre jeev jantu deekhe. Eek ka naam S.K. (Shahrukh Khan) rahai aur dusre kaa naam Piku (Deepika Padukone) rahai," said spokesperson R.K. who along with P.K. earlier arrived on the earth at the time of climax scene of movie P.K.
R.K. said that he identified both these elements from specific identification marks.
"Uu Pikuji P.K.ji jaisen dekhat rahai aur ee Shahrukhwa ke pet pe P.K. jaisen 16 biskut rahe hai," said R.K. in a single deep breath.
R.K. continued "Uu P.K. gudbag toh ka se kaa hui gawaa, ekdum aikai saal me dancing car ban gaya. Hamaar gola kaa eek eek aadmi ko laage rahe ki P.K. aur uuka bife ko ee gola mai sabhai log pareshaan karat rahai. Hum to uuka lene aaye the, par uu sasur ka naati to ee tashtari me fit hee naahi hua. Fir hamaar register me humne do aur logan ki entry dekhi. Ekai S.K. rahai aur dui Piku rahai."
R.K. told correspondent that one alien who calls himself as Shahrukh Khan and flashes his unnatural 16 packs body exactly looks like P.K. Currently, he has just returned from his visit of Patal Lok to complete his trilogy of crap movies, Chain (he clarifies hindi wala sukh-chain wala chain) Nahi Express, Happy Few Tears and Millwale, after which he was supposed to become their native.
"Shahrukh is very popular in Patal Lok due to his zombie like looks and we are not going to allow anybody to take to any other planet," said security officer of Patal Lok.
P.K.'s accomplices would face similar problems with Piku's takeover.
Piku's eyes and body exactly looks like P.K. She stares like P.K. and like him she has a strong aversion for a device known as clothes on this gola.
High similarity of Piku's eyes with PK
"Piku ka soch bilkul P.K. jaisan hai, eekdum hamaar gola ka prani jaisan. Parantu uu ka bhi kauno problem rahi hai. Eekai sanstha jauka naam CRY hai uu ke liye Piku kaam kare hai. Piku uu sanstha ki bhuke nange bachcho ke liye jo kaam kiya jaat hai uu ka duut rahe hai. Hum toh ab sochai rahai hai ki hamaar baaju waale gola ka Thor ko bole ki ee sabai jeev jantu jo hamaar gola ka ees gola pe hai unkaa lekai aao," said R.K.
Our correspondent Swati thanked Alien profusely, for his efforts to take away his gola ka prani.
(Reported by our journalist Swati Gupta)
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