Sources confirmed that a lollypop that could keep Aam Aadmi Party Chief and Chief Minister of Delhi Arvind Kejriwal's tongue busy is yet to be invented. Sources said that the invention work of the lollypop was earlier outsourced outside India but now under make in India plan will be transferred to Indian companies. However, the process will take some time and it would be difficult for Indians to get a relief from his tongue.
"His tongue is a bit sloppy and slips every now and then," said the source "It is not the problem of his village roots as he told you guys but some weird chemical reactions directed from his tummy which is filled with few mysterious and crappy worms. His tongue whacks each and every time whenever the worms crawl in his large area of stomach. Since, Krrish Mehra's father scientist Rohit Mehra was killed by Kaal, nobody else was capable of working on the formula of this lollypop."
Lab testing report concluded that Kejriwal's tongue is more dangerous and difficult to manage compared to India's first Manvar, Kaya.
"It is more slippery than Kaya's tongue," said the Lab Manager, Rajendra Kumar.
The source told correspondent that worms in his stomach became stronger after he completed his first yoga schedule and rather than his throat they started targeting his tongue. The source confirmed that it would be very difficult to get rid of his tongue in a near term.
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