BJP led NDA Government has made it mandatory for its central and state ministers to cover their mouths by sticky tapes. A gazetted circular has released yesterday after Parliamentary session saying that all ministers in the Union Government and all ministers in the State Governments led by BJP would have to wear strings to cover their mouths. The government's initiative is coincided with Maharashtra Rural Development minister Pankaja Munde's opinion that justifies ban on women offering prayers inside Shani temple in Maharashtra.
"To all stakeholders (Union Ministers and Ministers of BJP led State Governments) except Prime Minister of India, the Union Government of India makes it mandatory from tomorrow afternoon 12.00 PM to cover your mouths by sticky tapes made in India. This initiative would have two benefits, one promotion of make in India campaign and second shutting mouth of all of you guys so that you will stop talking nonsense which you are doing time to time despite all the warnings issued from Prime Minister's Office (PMO) since the government came to power," said the press release.
According government sources, the initiative is under 'Shut The Fucking Mouth' campaign initiated closely monitored by PMO to reduce rhetoric of intolerance brigade. The source told India Satire correspondent that even if ministers, MLAs and MPs continue to talk nonsense then PMO advocates stitching their mouths using make in India thread.
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