Together with his close allies, Ashutosh (who undergoes a similar transformation from being Arvind's intelligent pet person to extraordinary creature of the universe), Kumar Vishwas, and Manish Sisodia, Kejriwal will use his powers to defend Delhi from the evil forces of Narendra Modi.
Wednesday 30 December 2015
Arvind Kejriwal to use power of grayskulls
Together with his close allies, Ashutosh (who undergoes a similar transformation from being Arvind's intelligent pet person to extraordinary creature of the universe), Kumar Vishwas, and Manish Sisodia, Kejriwal will use his powers to defend Delhi from the evil forces of Narendra Modi.
Looking back at the biggest news stories of 2015
Donald Trump clears throat
Tuesday 29 December 2015
Indian Government allows India Pakistan cricket series to play with cricket bat handle
Monday 28 December 2015
Sonia Gandhi lays new foundation stone of Congress Party at new location on old foundation day
Ministry of Tourism launches 'Congress Darshan' campaign under Incredible India
Friday 25 December 2015
Santa Claus Narendra Modi gifts goodies to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and his grand daughter
Thursday 24 December 2015
Global climate in danger till Arvind Kejriwal's tape stuck on CBI raid - UN Chief Ban-Ki-Moon
Wednesday 23 December 2015
Arun Jaitley's wife disapproves his telephone bill; sends it to select panel
Monday 21 December 2015
Hindustan Unilever launches Surf Ultra CauliFlow washing powder to clean cauliflower
HUL's initiative has received positive response from Indian housewives, reported the correspondent.
Government to show Dilwale if opposition doesn't allow parliament to function
Friday 18 December 2015
From the Archives - Story behind creation of 'Pinga' song for Bajirao Mastani
Thursday 17 December 2015
Gandhiji met me yesterday evening, wants me to take CBI under my fold, become PM of India - Arvind Kejriwal
Narendra Modi throws remainder of water of Bhagwant Mann's glass into dustbin; Congress, AAP slams his inhumanity
Wednesday 16 December 2015
Arvind Kejriwal slams Bhagwant Mann for feeling uneasy while protesting
Lollypop to close Arvind Kejriwal's mouth is yet to be invented - Sources
Arvind Kejriwal to commute on broom stick
Swati Gupta
Delhi: 15-December-2015
After Hon. Supreme Court's order to ban diesel vehicles till March 31, 2016, Delhi Chief Minister announced sacrificing his wish to buy SUV after he ditched his good humble Maruti Alto.
(Reported by our journalist Swati Gupta)
Gauri Khan slaps Shahrukh Khan after watching 'Dilwale'
Gauri Khan, wife of Bollywood King Shahrukh Khan slapped him hard after watching his upcoming release Dilwale, said movie sources. The sources told India Satire correspondent that the event happened at the time of the first trial that was shown to Gauri Khan at Rohit Shetty's mini theatre located in Bandra.
"After watching the movie when Gauri came out of mini theatre of Rohit Shetty, Shahrukh asked her how did she like the movie. Without answering his question, Gauri immediately first slapped his right cheek and then left cheek," said a sweeper of Rohit Shetty's theatre who was also present when the unfortunate incident happened.
She was so furious that when she raised her hand for another slap, Shahrukh said sorry to her and promised her that he wouldn't do such a kind of crap and third grade movies like Dilwale again, the source informed.
Tuesday 15 December 2015
Movie Preview: Chakor gives preview of Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Bajirao Mastani
Ee aisan hi kuch dhaai hazaar saal pehele ki baat hum kare honge. Hamaar potee Leela hamaar paas aakai hamaar godi main ek nanha jachcha bachcha diye rahai.
Jaisan hi uu bachche ko humne godi mein uthaye wo hamaar sachool ka uniform dekh ke "beelu-beelu" chillana chalu kiya, tabhaise hamebhi pata chala ki ee badmash bada hokar hamaar naam roshan karaiga.Aaj bhi humka yaad rahai rahe ki uu din Sunday tha aur eesi waaste humne uu bachche ka naam Sanjaywa rakha.Tabaise hum Sanju baba ko apne godi me khilaye rahai hai.
Sanju baba kabhai bhi sachool nahi gaya. Uu toh kauno aur gola se padh likhke aaye rahai. Aaj eesi hamaar shishya ki filam ka bislesanwa karne me humka bahutan hi proudwa sa feel huye rahai hai.
Spaceship arrives to take Aamir Khan found two other aliens, Shahrukh Khan and Deepika Padukone
"Shahrukh is very popular in Patal Lok due to his zombie like looks and we are not going to allow anybody to take to any other planet," said security officer of Patal Lok.
Monday 14 December 2015
CBI raids AAP's office to find unnatural rise of Arvind Kejriwal's tummy
Delhi: 15-December-2015
CBI raids AAP's office to confiscate all the goodies Arvind Kejriwal had been eating since he became Delhi's Chief Minister. CBI was baffled that despite of his annual month long yoga holiday, how come this man's body measurement has been increasing by leaps and bounds, since he has taken CM's oath, according Comptroller Auditor General of India (CAG) issued serious concerns in the report submitted to Parliament of India. CBI has some traces that culprit could be fodder supplied by Lalu Yadav. Now, as Arvind Kejriwal's dwelling is sealed, he is heading directly towards demolished slum site and is going to sit on maun dharna.
General opinion of Delhites have built that instead of sealing his office, CBI should have sealed his mouth, as he opens it either to eat or to blabber and complain, reported Swati Gupta. According to sources, Kejriwal in his inner circle showed a tremendous amount of happiness as he had got to do his favorite activity, dharna, for taking away his dwelling along with slum dwellers. Rahul baba told our correspondent that railway should not seal AK's office. It has no sympathy for poor aam aadmis.
(Reported by our journalist Swati Gupta)
Fed Chairperson Janet Yellen to take guidance from Indian analysts; their responses post rate hike leaked
Sunday 13 December 2015
Asterix and Obelix arrive in Mumbai to scold Director Imtiaz Ali
"I want to nip every evil in the bud before using name of places where we (Asterix and Obelix) lived or where we travelled," said Asterix "How dared he show Corsica in a bad light? Now if anybody wants to travel Corsica, he would think that only people with tiny brains visit the town. Even the IQ level of Obelix is 100 times superior to the director and his counterparts," said Asterix.